Where Are George Bush's Teeth?

[arwalden]

Why is it that in so many photos of Bush, he appears to have NO TEETH? Have you noticed it? There's just this gaping black hole whenever he opens his mouth. It's not just an occasional "bad-angle" photograph that catches an awkward expression as he struggles to pronounce a word. It's a fairly COMMON thing.

It's pretty freaky looking. Disturbing and unnerving.

[terrya]

1. I don't know

He's so freaking ugly I can't stand to look at him.

Now that you mention it, though, it is odd. I've never seen a picture of him showing his teeth when he smiles/opens his mouth/spewing lies, whatever.

[bif]

2. They're in John McCain's ass.

[Misunderestimator]

3. This shot shows them at a good angle:

[peekaloo]

4. Outsourced

to my ass.

As many times as I've yelled at him "Bite My Ass" he finally complied. :-)

[Rob H.]

5. They've shuffled off this moral coil

to join his lips in whatever parallel dimension they got sucked into.

[Rob H.]

14. Dang. "morTal coil" not "moral coil"

Although Bush the man long ago shuffled off whatever moral coil he was on.

I'm pleading Freudian slip. Yessir. That's right. Freudian slip. :blush:

[hfojvt]

6. I have posted that before

his mouth does look like a black hole when he opens it - you cannot see his teeth. So I agree completely.

[azmouse]

7. It matches the gaping black hole where his brain should be.

[Arugula Latte]

8. He has a little lip-less chicken mouth

no teeth, no lips, no brains, no conscience

[ghostsofgiants]

9. I was about to point out the no lips thing as well.

Creepy. *shudder*

[liberalitch]

11. Frank Burns....

same facial expression

[Arugula Latte]

15. Ew, you're right.

Same whiney, selfish, brainless rightwing mindset, as well ...

[liberalitch]

17. Let's start calling laura hot lips....

[jane_pippin]

10. Probably with his lips somewhere.

He's a freak. No lips, no teeth, just a gaping maw full of what I can only assume is black ooze from the bowels of hell. And pretzels. Demonic ooze and pretzels. Oh, and also lies.

In conclusion, he's a freak with no teeth or lips.

[Burma Jones]

12. Here

[graywarrior]

13. Wrapped around Rove's........

never mind.

[Lisa]

16. they went AWOL, after that National Guard dental inspection (n/t)