Wanna see the worst EVER picture of me?

[RandomKoolzip]

Taken just minutes ago by wife, startling me as I existed the bathroom. Thanks, darling! *muah*

[billyskank]

1. That's priceless

:D

[RandomKoolzip]

3. Thanks much. I usually don't look that attractive, but MAN....

[Montauk6]

2. This looks like a cross betw. Sean Lennon and James Spader

[RandomKoolzip]

4. With real grody facial hair as the cherry on top of the sundae.

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. That's hot

[RandomKoolzip]

6. Care for a cheeseburger, Paris?

I've got a whole bag.

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. Mmmmmmm cheeseburger...

[RandomKoolzip]

8. Wash it down with some clamato, perhaps?

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. CLAMATO!

[RandomKoolzip]

10. Paris...your skin!

Why, it's green! And your previously emaciated frame....all filled out with enormous muscles! You look like Henry Rollins and Kermit the Frog all rolled into....what's that? "PARIS SMASH?" Okay, fine....

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. PARIS SMASH

Paris f___k anything that moves.

[RandomKoolzip]

14. I better stand still, then.

PARIS GIVE COOTIES!!

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. That picture is hot

(and the cycle begins again)

[RandomKoolzip]

17. Care for a chee- OH FORGET IT.

You win. :grr:

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. How delicious

[RandomKoolzip]

20. (frivolous comment concerning tomato/clam juice-based beverage)

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. CLAMATO!

Ok NOW I win. :P

[RandomKoolzip]

22. Indeed. There are now THREE separate posts of this pic:

In one thread. That must be some kind of record.

Hey! Get Guiness on the phone!



We're setting the bar so high, NO ONE will dare approach it:



YAY! :bounce:

I can die happy now.

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. We...

are hot.




:crazy:

[RandomKoolzip]

25. (drives pinking shears into left eye) AAAIGHH!

STOP THAT!

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. Mmm pinking shears.

:rofl:

[RandomKoolzip]

29. If anything will break the cycle, this will:

Where's yer Clamato NOW, Buster Brown?!

[RevolutionaryActs]

30. WTF is that?!

:puke:

[RandomKoolzip]

32. Clamato is even grosser.

But not as a gross as this:

[RevolutionaryActs]

34. No, that's.... h

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"



And you thought I was going to post Paris again, didn't you? :o

[tigereye]

11. ummm

I'll remember not to run into you on a dark and scary night, RKZ. ;)

[RandomKoolzip]

12. Keep this photo away from children.

:scared:

[Susang]

55. I think you already did

Or don't you remember? }(

[tigereye]

61. yeah but everyone was drunk then!

well, except for me!

[MiniMandaRuth]

16. You're kinda hot.

Nope. You're hot.

Nice picture. You should see the one my friends took of my at six grade camp. I tripped over a stick and landed in the lake, with seaweed stuck all over me. I look like you, like I'm about to kill someone....

[RandomKoolzip]

19. Thanks for that compliment.

Actually, I have some pics of me from when I weighed over 300 pounds that are probably a lot worse, but this one has that extra-special nascent facial hair aspect that puts it over the top.

[ScreamingMeemie]

23. What the heck were you going to do? Tackle her?

:rofl:

[RandomKoolzip]

26. I was about to kiss her when she snapped the pic.

It DOES look kinda...belligerent, doesn't it? I swear to Jah, I meant no harm.

[jane_pippin]

28. Aw, you're so precious. Yes you are. Yesss you are!

:rofl:

I like it. I like the sense of urgency it conveys.

"Dammit man! I need answers! No time to explain!"

Also, I like that you "existed" the bathroom. That's god-like. :D

[RandomKoolzip]

31. I "exist" every room in the house....

But on rare occasions, I "enteritis" those same rooms, which gives them all intestinal discomfort.

[Call Me Wesley]

33. That's strange.

Obviously you're living the opposite life of me, 'cause that's how I look before going to the bathroom, not after I existed in there. But what do I know? :shrug:

[RandomKoolzip]

38. I post the most horrifying picture of myself imaginable, and all

anybody wants to talk about is my typo?!

Fuck this, I'm leaving DU. But not before washing my car:

[Call Me Wesley]

41. Typo? What typo?

I exist in my bathroom.

Ok, I'll start over:

You look soo cute! :hi:

[RandomKoolzip]

43. Where's my clamato?! I'm outta here.

May you all get rickets.

[Call Me Wesley]

47. Clamato?

Here:

[RandomKoolzip]

50. .

[ProfessorGAC]

59. Hey, That's My Favorite Juice

I probably drink about 3 of those 64 ounce bottles a week. Kindred spirits!
The Professor

[cassandra uprising]

35. You know what?

You have the quintessential librarians' glasses. I swoon.

:loveya:

[RandomKoolzip]

36. I wanted the smallest frames possible.

I actually asked for frames that would ONLY cover the pupils, but nobody seemed to have them. :cry:

Backatcha, doll:

:loveya:

[cassandra uprising]

39. You rock star

Chavez has been asking for a return of the dark frame emo glasses. I deny him!!!

[RandomKoolzip]

44. My wife got a pair of librarian glasses with a "Leopard spot" motif

on the frames. Growwwwlllll....

[cassandra uprising]

48. Hey now

That's good stuff.

[RandomKoolzip]

56. Yeah...they're hot.

THe ones I'm wearing were once her's, BTW.

[progmom]

37. ok, so i actually really like that picture

:shrug:

[RandomKoolzip]

42. Pretend that it's 4 AM and you keep hearing creaking sounds

as you try to go to sleep. You've been listening to "The White Album" backwards since 1 AM, and there was a "Cremaster" marathon on Bravo all day.

Now take another look.


BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!!

[progmom]

54. nope

still think you're hella cute. :shrug:

[asthmaticeog]

40. I *like* that pic!

Does that make me a jerk? I hope not. I hope it doesn't make me a jerk. I hope we can still be friends, even though you don't normally look like you do in what is now my favorite pic of you -- yes, even moreso than the psychotic drumming one that I recently declared to be my new favorite. Though now that I look again, I think I like the drumming one more after all. I'M SO CONFUUUUUUUUSED.

[cassandra uprising]

45. Now that you mention it...

Let's not forget the classic Ace of Spades picture which is my opinion represents all that is good and triumphant.

:hi:

[asthmaticeog]

49. I've still never seen that shot.

Which is all fine and well, since I was there anyway, and it's etched into my long-term memory as one of the best nights out of my friggin' LIFE.

:hi:

[RandomKoolzip]

51. It's actually a pretty vague shot.

You can see my enormous pregnant belly, but I'm reading from a sheet of paper, and not really doing much. I felt like Satan himself on that stage, but the pic makes me look like Charles Durning at age 16.

[asthmaticeog]

52. Ah, I see.

Would that there were a striptease action shot - the look on your face, man - zoinks.

[RandomKoolzip]

53. I know...I was hoping that there'd be documents of the mayhem.

It's too bad hedges' camera snaps a photo like THREE seconds after you push the button; I missed some great ones of HIS performance because of that lil' time lag.

[RandomKoolzip]

46. Relax, C. B. Yond.

I'd like you even if you were a midget. And I fuckin' HATE midgets.

[Beware the Beast Man]

57. That's the BEST ever pic of you, you ugly skank!

:hi:

[RandomKoolzip]

58. Awww!

You always know JUST what to say! :hug:

[Shine]

60. Aww, it's not that bad!

:hi:

[GirlinContempt]

62. I think you look fab

delish
wonderful

[Left Is Write]

63. It's really NOT a bad picture.

You look startled, but far from bad.