George W. Bush: Great President or The Greatest President?

[Kerrytravelers]

Poll question: George W. Bush: Great President or The Greatest President?

Come on America...who are you fooling? Not the Cobert Report!

[Richard Steele]

1. Da Bears!

[Kerrytravelers]

2. Ok, I'll put you down for: George W. Bush is Greater than God.

[Richard Steele]

18. Clearly, I brought this upon myself.

:cry:

[Lochloosa]

19. I'll up your halo one...

[Kerrytravelers]

27. That even scares this pollster.

:scared:

[XemaSab]

28. Fuckin' A!

[ChoralScholar]

16. That's what I thought of too... :)

uuuuuhhhh... Ditka versus God.....


Ditka, but in overtime....

[Kerrytravelers]

3. I see we have a voter here!

I'm glad I live in a time where I can be led by the Great George W. Bush

And here, in Cyberspace, where everyone can pretend to be an upper-class white male (and very much unlike the real world of Black America) , your vote will be counted.

[SofaKingLiberal]

4. I have to go with George Bush is God

Because that is the closest response that applies. As an athiest, I define God as something created my man that will eventually lead to the destruction of the planet.

:popcorn: mmmmhh, this stuff is good, maybe Crazy is onto something.

[Kerrytravelers]

7. So long as you know your leader is of Biblical proportions, you'll be fine

Good going, young American patriot. :patriot:

[Benfea]

5. Clearly, George W. Bush is greater than God.

Of course, God is an imaginary character as far as I'm concerned and I'm using a slightly older definition of the word "great," but my answer is technically correct. ;)

[LSK]

6. well all the Dems are on record for Great President

And after all he makes Facts based on Decisions!

[Kerrytravelers]

8. So long as the Democratic party knows who to bow to at the end of the day.

Keep America strong, Liberals, stop blaming us for invading Iraq, lying about it, smearing opposition, spying on Americans and selling our security to UAE. Be like Brittany Spears and trust our Holy Leader.

[NMMNG]

9. He is God

The fundie God at least.

He wants to take over the world and instill his way of living/thinking in every nation, pillage every corner of the globe in the name of America, destroy all dissent/opposing ideologies, condemn those he considers "undesirable" to death (or at least a horrible life), and have a big rule book that he and his followers expect everyone else to adhere to while they ignore.

[Kerrytravelers]

12. George W. Bush and the Republican Party of Morals and Faith

are glad to know the Holy President has your support. :patriot:

[billyskank]

10. Go Packers!!!

:D

[Kerrytravelers]

14. You must be one of the "special ones" who need some additional help.

I'll put you down for George W. Bush is God. Thanks you special American patriot.

P.S. Learn that George W. Bush is God or we may have to relocate you to one of our "special camps."

[Orsino]

11. You'll have to put me down for just great. n/t

[Kerrytravelers]

15. Well... that's ok for now. We'll have to place you back into the

"learning centers" so you can see the truth of our special, Holy gift.

[Orsino]

23. What an appropriate term!

"Gift" is the German word for "poison."

[bif]

13. Total looser!!!1111

[Kerrytravelers]

17. You can't mean our Great God/President.

Listen carefully. There should be a knock on your door in just a few minutes.

[Ivan Sputnik]

20. He has a messiah complex

See:
http://www.kajama.com/archives/010205/010205f2.htm

[SOteric]

21. Just as soon as

[terrya]

22. Let me take all the drugs I can get my hands on and then I'll vote

[TennesseeRain]

24. He has officially taken the title "more popular than Jesus"

away from John Lennon. :silly:

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. A-1 Fuckwad. For once...he gets my vote.

:hi:

[DrGonzoLives]

26. Chuck Norris and George Bush walk into a bar

The bar instantly explodes, for it cannot handle that level of awesome.