Blazing Saddles (1974)

[Earth_First]

"Badges!? We don't need no stinkin' badges..."

[billyskank]

1. Prairie shit

:D

[peekaloo]

2. sounds like steam escaping.

:D

[DS1]

3. Dang that was lucky. Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar handcart.

[WhollyHeretic]

4. What did you expect?

"Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers... these are people of the land... the common clay of the New West. You know...

...morons.

[djeseru]

5. !

Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart: God darnit Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

[GOPisEvil]

6. Is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?

:D

[djeseru]

8. Oh! A wed wose!

How womantic!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

11. They said you was hung.

And they was right.

:D

[KFC]

7. Someone's gotta go back for a shit-load of dimes

[proud2BlibKansan]

9. "We would like to welcome the new town . . .

Nigger??"

[billyskank]

10. "As chairman of the welcoming committee, it is my honour

and privilege to extend a laurel, and hardy handshake to our new..."

:D

[YankeyMCC]

12. "Whoops...

...I told you to wash your hands after a cross burning."

Turns Bart's hands over to show palms.

"Look it's coming off."

[SethInUpstateNY]

38. Bart: For my next impression, Jesse Owens.

[blondeatlast]

13. "The new sheriff is a nih!"

"The new sheriff is a what?"

"A nih!"

[maveric]

15. "Do you realize this man is a Ni....."

[Crazy Dave]

14. Lily von Schtupp "A wed wose, how womantic!"

Madeline Kahn, a true beauty.

[bertha katzenengel]

27. "It's twoo! It's twoo!"

RIP Madeline. I miss you.

[barb162]

28. Oh she was magnificent in that role. I liked when she kicked

those drunken cowboys off the stage while singing "I'm Tired."

[XOKCowboy]

31. Have you ever been in show business sweety?

Then get yr freakin' feet off the stage!

What a great movie.

[maveric]

16. "Where are the White Women at?"

[bridgit]

17. "Mongo only pawn...in game of life."

:rofl:

[blondeatlast]

18. Ooh, yeah. Gotta love Mongo. nt

[billyskank]

20. Never mind that shit!! Here comes Mongo!

:scared:

[Blue_Tires]

33. Mongo like candy!

[FredScuttle]

52. Mongo?!! Santa Maria!!!!

n/t

[bridgit]

21. ^_^

:thumbsup:

[smitty]

43. Candygram for Mongo!

[Burma Jones]

30. Good one....

Bart: I better go check out this Mongo character.

Jim: Oh no, don't do that.
Bart: Why not?
Jim: If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.

[bridgit]

19. Lili Von Shtupp: "Hello, cowboy. Wha's your name?"

Tex: "Tex, Ma'am."
Lili Von Shtupp: "Texmam? Well, tell me Texmam, are you in show business?"
Tex: "Well, no, ma'am."
Lilly von Schtupp: "Then why don't you get your fwiggin' feet off o'the stage."

:rofl:

[blondeatlast]

22. Could Blazing Saddles be made today?

I doubt any studio would pick it up now--which is just as well, perhaps. Eliminates crappy remakes.

[billyskank]

23. Only by taking out most of the best lines

[blondeatlast]

24. Exactly--and the studio would insist on a PG-13 rating, I bet. nt

[jakefrep]

26. Possibly...

They make even more tasteless comedies now. "American Pie" comes to mind.

[blondeatlast]

34. But the studios wouldn't touch the race issue with a ten foot pole. nt

[GirlinContempt]

36. They just re-did The Producers

Springtime for hitler, and germany!

We're marching to a faaaaster pace, look out here comes the maaaaster race!

[Nevernose]

60. Eliminates crappy remakes? Explain the remake of "Bad News Bears"

As soon as Mel Brooks passes and we see the rights to his movies coem up again, I'm sure we'll see a "hip, modern, remake," which wil be neither hip nor modern.

[maveric]

25. "Excuse me while I whip this out!"

[sakabatou]

29. I love it that the natives speak in Yiddish

[yellowdogintexas]

35. 'Oy! the swartshes (sp) is darker than us!"

LOVE that movie love it love it

[Burma Jones]

32. Hed-ley

Governor William J. Le Petomane: Thank you, Hedy, thank you
Hedley Lamarr: It's not *Hedy*, it's *Hedley*. Hedley Lamarr.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You'll be able to sue *her*.

[SethInUpstateNY]

37. Hedley Lamarr: My mind is aglow with whirling,

transient nodes of thought careening thru a cosmic vapor of invention.

Taggert: Ditto.

Hedley Lamarr: "Ditto"? "Ditto," you provincial putz!

[realisticphish]

41. you use your tongue prettier

than a 20 dollar whore

[BigMcLargehuge]

39. WIlliam J. Lapetomane Throughway? What'll that asshole think of next?!?

Anybody got any dimes!? Someone's gonna have to go back and get a whole shitload of dimes!

[Blue_Tires]

40. "Well gentlemen, the affairs of state...

must take precedent over...........the affairs of state!"

[realisticphish]

42. "....should we stay or up and quit?"

"there's no escaping this conclusion... our town is turning into shit"

[jschurchin]

44. "Nobody move or the........

nigger gets it." "Yeah, don't move he mean's it.":rofl: :rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

45. "What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is- a-goin on here?"

Doo-dar... doo-dar :D

[bridgit]

46. ^_^

one of my fav lines among so many :rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

47. And now, for my next impression...

Jesse Owens! ;)

[SethInUpstateNY]

49. "I hired you people to try to get a little track laid.

Not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots."

[MrSlayer]

48. Where's my froggy? WHERE'S MY FROGGY!?!?

http://www.uselessmoviequotes.com/files/froggy.wav

[SethInUpstateNY]

50. Jim: Another 25 years,

you'll be able to shake their hands in broad daylight."

[Buck Turgidson]

51. Work! Work! Work!

Hello, boys! Did you miss me?

[blondeatlast]

53. "I get no kick from champagne..." nt

[tjwash]

56. Cole Porter, 1934

From the play "Anything Goes"

[blondeatlast]

61. I love Cole Porter. Juast got a great CD with Ella and assorted other

greats doing his stuff.

It just was such a wonderfully absurd moment in the movie.

[Initech]

54. "Scuse me while I whip this out!"

[mac56]

55. "What are your pleasures? What you like to do?"

"Oh, I don't know. Play chess, screw...."
"Well, let's play chess."

[Oeditpus Rex]

57. 'I didn't get a 'harumph' from that guy!'

"Give the governor a 'harumph'!"

"Harumph!"

"You'd better watch your ass."



(Sorry I'm late to this thread. I was out walking the parapet.)

[Lorien]

58. "go back to town an' git us a shitload of dimes"!

Loved the turnstile at the end. :D

I saw it at the theater when it came out; I was only nine and I enjoyed the heck out of it!

[Catch22Dem]

59. "They said you was hung."

"And they was right!"

[Bombero1956]

62. Ah Lili Lili Lili

Lili: Would you care for another schnitzengruben?
Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Lili: Well then, uh, how about a little, uh ...
Bart: Baby please. I am not from Havana.

[book lady]

63. ...I was standing face to face with a six year old child

Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away... Little bastard shot me in the ass.

[regnaD kciN]

64. That has to be the only movie, ever...

...to have needed so much cut out for broadcast television, they had to add "deleted scenes" to make it long enough to fit their time slot!