Take me drunk, I'm home again

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Goddamn. This is the first time in NINE FREAKING MONTHS. And I didn't even plan on it. A couple of beers with lupper, and next thing you know I got a major buzz on. :wtf:

Yeah yeah, I know getting drunkm isn't a good thing, but helldamncrap I've been such a good boy! I have behaved myself for so long, and I've been thru so much shit in the last year, I f8cking deserve it! I'll probably feel like a giant turd in the morning, but SFW????

I'm here, I drank beer, get used to it. bleaaarrrrrrrghhhh!!!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

1. At least you can still type.

You can't be THAT buzzed.


























Can you?


:hide:

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3. I can ALWAYS type

I've been a 60 WPM typer since high school (over 20 yrs ago). I type all fecking day at work. I could still type 30 WPM with both arms severed at the shoulder. I am a badass typing m!thaf!cka.

SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!!

[huskerlaw]

2. Stuck somewhere between

the inability to type correctly and the inability to type anything, I see.

:toast:

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4. yeah, kinda blows really

at least I aint' getting my stumach pumpicated, tho. As long as I stay out of the psych ward, I'm bitchen.

[huskerlaw]

5. Avoid the stomach pump

that shit isn't pleasant.

Meanwhile, if you have one more beer you won't care that you have rather lost the ability to use the English language correctly. ;)

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6. English is so fecking overrated

Give me Esperanto any day. Now that's a REAL muthafukcin language.

[IcyPeas]

7. you're not as think as you drunk you are......

are you?

[bridgit]

8. anudder martooni tarbender...

:thumbsup:

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10. what seems to be the prollem ossiffer?

:D

[FuzzySlippers]

9. So...what did you have for lupper?

:D

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11. fish tacos, black beans, rice and chips

from the oldest Mexican restaurant in St. Paul, MN (established 1965). Bueno caca. :)

[hobo_baggins]

12. I got drunk on absinthe last night....

blacked out, broke an ottoman and a glass candy dish...don't remember it, but I wasn't a very good boy

[grateful581]

13. While I was skiing drunk I asked

Can I get on this beer with my lift.