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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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1. Pull my ...

Oh, nevermind!

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2. YEAHH!!!

(full disclosure: it was actually Dos Equis Amber with fish tacos at the neighborhood Mexican place, but you know what I'm saying :P )

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3. LOL!

I guess so. But the one beer displayed there 'Samichlaus beer', which means 'Santa Claus beer' has more alcohol than wine. They make the half liter cans, too. So, you drink one of these and are still thirsty, so you drink another one. :woohoo: Bad experience.

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4. Oh man, the British have "barley wines" like that

Thomas Hardy's Ale and Traquair House Ale are two that come to mind immediately. About 12.5% ABV, one 335ml bottle and you're done. Much cheaper than a holiday in Ibiza, but a little harder on the brain.