Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine

[Roon]

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A Central Ohio man allegedly told police last week that he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys.

Alan Patton, 54, is in jail after allegedly telling Gahanna, Ohio, police about his affection for urine.

Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom.

"He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Detective Ron Fithen said.
http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/7502034/detail.html
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[purr]

1. GROSS!!!!

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: That is so foul

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. johnnie, what were you doing in Gahanna?

:shrug:

[bertha katzenengel]

3. There are some things the "ignore thread" button can't help you with.

Thread titles like this one, for example. :eyes:

[SOteric]

5. Makes you want to take a brush and a bottle of bleach

and scrub the whole thought right out of your brain, doesn't it?

[TimeChaser]

4. Believe it or not,

urine isn't that uncommon of a fetish, from what I've heard...

However, preying on young boys is disgusting in it's own right.

[Deja Q]

6. Wouldn't it be cheaper to

go to a fast food joint, get some ice, bring the ice home, let it sit on the counter, then add in a packet of lemonade k00l-aid mix? :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Alan Patton?

I expected to see the name Michael Jackson. :shrug:

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8. Look at the evidence list

(click on "Images of Case" on the right)

[rug]

9. What is he charged with?

[arwalden]

15. I Was Wondering The Same Thing

[Debi]

10. How the heck did Matcom miss this one? n/t

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12. It hasn't been posted on FARK yet.

http://www.fark.com

Kind'a strange... usually they're right on top of these kind of things.

[name not needed]

13. Cause he's in jail for committing the offense in question.

[Debi]

14. !

:rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

11. That is so totally gross!

[Initech]

16. What an absolutely sick fuck!

Really, if you were to look up the phrase "sick fuck" in the dictionary, there's a picture of this guy.

Excuse me while I go: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: