Do you ever question your vanity?

[StopTheMorans]

And I mean that seriously. Ever just ask yourself, "Am I fucking hot?"

[jpgray]

1. Post a pic of your tits and I'll say

[Jara sang]

2. No, I'm really good looking.

[JVS]

4. Holy shit! You look like the Death Star!

[jpgray]

6. Whoever heard of an "innie" areola?

:o

[StopTheMorans]

3. my bro is in the shop, so it wouldn't be the best of ideas

[jpgray]

5. The best of ideas, the worst of ideas. A tale of two titties!

[StopTheMorans]

7. in reality, i do not actually possess a "rocking pair of mooters", but,

for the sake of this thread, I wish that I did, for it would make for a much more amusing thread :cry:

[jpgray]

8. That ship sailed long ago, my friend

And my sense of taste and forbearance booked passage. Also my perspicacity is being mashed to bits in the bilge pump.