"Are those real?"

[Ratty]

How do you counter a question like that? I tell me female friend to answer "Are you a pig?" but that doesn't have quite the impact she was hoping for.

[kwassa]

1. How about "Are you real?"

[xmas74]

2. I just flip them off.

I do it quite often.

[hippiechick]

3. "Is your dick real? Wow, too bad..."

:shrug:

[Shine]

7. LOL! Good one.

:thumbsup:

[LynzM]

4. Wouldn't you love to know

Or, "you bet, asshole"

[jpgray]

5. Just always answer "yes" or "no" truthfully

:patriot:

[Ryano42]

6. "Why do you care?

You will NEVER know..." :evilgrin:

[LaurenG]

8. An older New England Aunt

always told us just to stare at them, never say a word just stare at them. I would probably have looked at some place on them and asked the same question about theirs.

[Misunderestimator]

9. "Do you have a penis, or did you just take a cold shower?"

Looking down of course.

(edited to add quotes :))

[Ratty]

24. That's a good one!

Much better than "Are you a pig?"

[SOteric]

10. "If you will forgive me for not answering, I will forgive you asking."

[JVS]

15. Ohh, classy comeback

[mac56]

11. "What did you say?!"

Then when they repeat themselves...

"Oh, I heard you. I just can't believe you asked that."

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. Sometimes silence is the best reply

I'd say this was one of those moments. It'd be even more effective accompanied by an icy glare.

[zanne]

18. Silence like that can be excrutiating.

It's hard to just stare and not say anything, but if you can pull it off, it's devastatingly good!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. I always think "What an asshole you are", without saying it...

The eyes will do the talking.

[Ratty]

25. The Miss Manners method

I love love LOVE Miss Manners. Does she have a fan club? Her advice to responding to REALLY rude questions is just what you say: silence accompanied by the icy cold stare. I think that is indeed better than some comeback.

I always thought questions like that only happened on TV. Apparently I'm wrong. Apparently some men really are pigs.

[no name no slogan]

13. "Yes. And they're SPECTACULAR"

[Blue-Jay]

14. Well.....ARE they?

:yoiks:

[jpgray]

17. That's for when she's wearing a "look-at-my-tits" shirt

:hide:

[Ratty]

27. But then I'd have to ask her

And she'd get a chance to use my own advice against me!

[JVS]

16. "Wanna come back to my place and see if you can guess"

That would be awesome!

[radwriter0555]

20. I would simply reply "Baby, these are all organic!" with a big smile.

No harm done...

[AllegroRondo]

21. "More real than your manners"

[WillParkinson]

22. In World of Warcraft....

One of the character types, female dwarf, has the joke, "No, they're not real, but thanks for noticing."

[Bossy Monkey]

23. It's like the answer to "Does the carpet match the drapes?"---

"You're never going to find out."

[Orsino]

26. :You'll never know." n/t

[UCLA02]

28. Would "Are you completely biodegradable" be better?

It's certainly not "body part specific." ;-)

[Gormy Cuss]

29. "Is that?"

Said while pointing at the location where his brain would be, if he had one.

[blondeatlast]

30. Just stare back in mock (or real) shock.

A Lexus salesman asked me if I was pregnant once--I wasn't (though I had recently given birth to my son)--and I just stared back at him for what must have been an entire minute. I admit to thoroughly enjoying his visible discomfort at the gaffe and I believe he learned a lesson!

No one but my SO/lover/spouse should make anything as personal as the comment your friend or I got.

He got no commission from us--we went to another dealer and made certain the manager on duty knew why we were leaving.

[Left Is Write]

31. How do I counter a question like that?

How do I counter a question like that?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

...wiping away tears...

:rofl:

You'll have to ask someone more qualified to answer than I.

:D

[BattyDem]

32. Just say what Teri Hatcher said on "Seinfeld"

They're real, and they're SPECTACULAR! :-)