I don't know a third of you a third as well as I should like, and

[ZombieNixon]

I like less than a third of you a third as well as you deserve.










The remaining third I hate. :P

























:hide:

[miss_american_pie]

1. Ack! Fractions!

:spank:

[ZombieNixon]

4. Teehee!

:P

[XemaSab]

5. .

:D

[deadparrot]

2. Piss off. nt

[billyskank]

3. The really sad thing is

I know that you just paraphrased Bilbo Baggins' birthday speech. :blush:

[ZombieNixon]

6. Yes, but can you tell me which third you belong in,

and what percetage of my being is devoted to liking you? :shrug:

[billyskank]

9. I honestly can't guess

No idea. Nope. :)

[ZombieNixon]

11. What if I told you the answer to the first part was that you belong in the

second third? Could you give me a range for the second part? :P

[billyskank]

15. So I am in the group that deserve to be liked

three times more than you actually do like us? And that we comprise less than one third of all DUers?

Are you asking me for a range on the size of this segment? :shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

16. No, how much do I like you?

In percent form, please, and show your work. :P



:hide:

[billyskank]

17. But you already said

You like me a third as much as I deserve. That was very specific. I cannot express it as an exact percentage, but rounded up to five significant figures, you like me 33.333% as much as I deserve.

How much I deserve to be liked is another question entirely.

[ZombieNixon]

18. Aye, there's the rub.

How much do you *think* you deserve to be liked? :shrug: :P

[billyskank]

19. I don't even know what units to express that in

x(

[ZombieNixon]

21. Picometers?

:P

:hide:

[billyskank]

26. Now you're just being silly

:P

[ZombieNixon]

27. Whaddaya mean "now"?

I've always been silly! :silly: <-- see?

[XemaSab]

20. I think the frequency with which he lets SeattleGirl spank him

should tell you something.

[billyskank]

23. Lets?

She doesn't wait for permission! (She's also pretty liberal with who gets it).

[ZombieNixon]

25. That's true.

She spanked me once when I wouldn't go to sleep. :(

[XemaSab]

7. Heinous

:o






















































:loveya:

[billyskank]

8. Is that better or worse than bogus?

:loveya:

[XemaSab]

10. Dude.

:D

[billyskank]

12. Excellent!

:D

[XemaSab]

13. Got that right.

;)

[Theres-a]

14. Oh.

http://community.webshots.com/photo/2637304930053836039AndiEs>

[kwassa]

22. There are three kinds of people in the world.

Those that are good at math, and those that aren't.

[ZombieNixon]

24. No, there are 10 types of people in the world.

Those who know binary and those who don't.

:hide:

[tjwmason]

28. Are we allowed to ask into which category we fall?

Or indeed categories. :shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

29. No, because there are only two categories:

Those I like and those I don't know...if we ever speak then I like you...because I don't go into GD anymore. :scared:

[tjwmason]

30. Hurrah.

:woohoo:

ZombieNixon likes me.

:party:

[ZombieNixon]

31. ZombieNixon likes everybody...

unless you pretend that he kneed you in the balls when he didn't and then proceed to call him a "fucking retard." :grr: Or you're that really annoying kid in his gaming class with no social skills whatsoever who he just wants to strangle. Also :grr:

[tjwmason]

35. --quickly retracts pretending to get kneed in the balls

What a charming fellow you are - spreading love and happiness around to everybody.



















































Yes that was taking the piss before you have to ask. :P

[bigwillq]

32. WHAT?!?!? You HATE Me!?!?!?

:) ;)

[ZombieNixon]

34. When the hell did I say that?

:P

[bigwillq]

37. Right Here:

The remaining third I hate.


See, you said it! ;)

[ZombieNixon]

38. Fine!

The remaining third, except for bigwillq, I hate.

Happy now? ;)

[bigwillq]

39. So much better!

:) :hi:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

33. Which group am I?

*flutters eyelashes*

:P

[ZombieNixon]

36. The group that tries to use feminine wiles to get their way.

Which usually works. :P

[WritingIsMyReligion]

43. Indeed.

:P :P

[El Fuego]

40. I know that really means you love me.

[ZombieNixon]

41. Umm...duh!

:loveya:

[El Fuego]

42. .