I need a hug

[yvr girl]

or two.

[XemaSab]

1. Why?

:hug:

[yvr girl]

5. Let's just say that

there are days when being a woman sucks. Pain.

[XemaSab]

7. Ooooh, yes

You need a hug and you need a really big chai tea. :hug:

[yvr girl]

8. I'm not really on speaking terms with

food of any sort.

[XemaSab]

11. Ooooh

:scared:

You might need the ancient Chinese remedy known as Kai Shui: sip some hot water.

[khashka]

21. Oh Xema!

While those things are quite wonderful..... what she really needs is a powerful orgasm (orgasm sets up contractions that counteract menstrual cramps) and someone who will massage her lower back. Beats the hell out of hugs and chai. (Although, those should also definitely be included in the remedy).


Khash.

[XemaSab]

25. If I told you what I thought of this advice

this thread would no doubt be locked.

You are a man, and you don't know. x(

[khashka]

27. Do you know how many women's backs I have rubbed?

ANd yes, few women actually feel like sex when they are feeling like that. But there are subtle ways of acheiving contractions that interrupt the painful contractions of cramps.

But kindness, compassion, sensitivity, warmth... and honestly, just listening to her complain like hell... are all helpful.

Yes, I am a man. But I have a lot of experience of women. (Also, Xema, women have a 28 day cycle, men have a 23 day one. Not quite as dramatic, but it means the concept of hormonal changes isn't exactly unfamiliar on a personal basis.)


Khash.

(Oops! She's gonna slam me for that! Is Xema on the rag or what? Stop, stop, Xema! I'll bring you a cup of chai and rub your back!)

[miss_american_pie]

2. Sure thing

:hug: :hug:

[tjwmason]

3. Here's one for you.

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

Now, is there any particular reason?

[u4ic]

4. Sorry, you can only order by the dozen

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[billyskank]

6. Coming right up

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[ZombieNixon]

9. People have upped the ante...I have a rep to keep up.

Come here.

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[stellanoir]

10. are you premenstrual hon???

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((yvr girl)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

sorry I don't do emoticons though I do get a kick out of them.

[Miss Marmelstein]

12. Sorry you are not feeling well...

Have you tried.... :smoke:... that always helps me.

:hug: :hug: :hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. I am so sorry.......

I was thinking of you, and hoping that you'd be past this by now......

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[Callalily]

14. Awwww, I totally

understand.

There - now don't you feel better?

[ThomCat]

15. As you wish. :)

:hug:

[Shine]

16. It'll get better, I promise.

:hug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

17. aww sorry

:hug:


advil and calcium helps as does massive ammounts of sugar/chocolate

[skygazer]

18. Coming right up

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[khashka]

19. Ah no

While a hug might be grand, if you mean what you I think you mean, what you really need is a damned good massage. Take the tension out of the muscles (the physical side, by doing that you can counteract cramps, even make a preemptive strike!). The emotional side - having someone devote themselves to your well-being can help those bitchy (sorry but it's true) and emotional bursts.

I just offended every woman here, didn't I?

Khash.

[PitbullTed]

20. Here you go, hope you're feelin' better!

:pals:

[bigwillq]

22. Hey you go sweetie.

:hug:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

23. Hugs...

http://research.yale.edu/gleeclub/pics/california/hug%20a%20tree!.jpg




:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:

[ET Awful]

24. Consider yourself hugged, repeatedly and with vigor

:P :hug:

[GOPisEvil]

26. Okie doke

:hug::hug::pals::pals::hug::hug: