I heard the British eat babies!

[XemaSab]

:o

[billyskank]

1. Well of course we do

You don't?? :o

[XemaSab]

2. But boiled!?!?

That destroys all the tenderness, and creates a gray, tough lump!

Here in America we barbeque them on an alder plank after a long marination in garlic, ginger and pineapple juice! YUMMAH!

Except down South, where they bread babies in cornflakes and fry them! :9

[tjwmason]

3. Especially the Bishop of Bath and Wells

so I hear, at least.

[billyskank]

4. Animal, vegetable or mineral, I'll do anything to anything!

Fine words for a Bishop.

[XemaSab]

5. For sure!

Boiled. With mashed potatoes as a side, and mushy peas for veg.

[tjwmason]

6. Not mushy peas

They are only ever eaten in the north (like where billy lives), Bath and Wells is in the south where mere mention of mushy peas strikes fear deep into the heart of the strongest and most heroic of men.

[billyskank]

7. I do not live in the north!!!

Repeat after me: billyskank does not live in the north!

[XemaSab]

8. That's not what mason said

:P

[billyskank]

9. Well I wouldn't listen to anything that soft shandy-drinking southerner

says! :rofl:

[XemaSab]

10. So you admit it!

:o

[billyskank]

11. :P

:P

[XemaSab]

12. I'll take that as a yes!

You and your boiled babies and mushy peas! :o

[billyskank]

14. Go to Google maps

www.maps.google.com

Search for Bedford, zoom out, and you tell me whether Bedford is in the north.

[XemaSab]

16. It's more in the north of England than San Francisco is in the North

of California! :hide:

[tjwmason]

17. That's soft gin-swilling southerner.

The very last thing that I would drink would be shandy.

[tjwmason]

15. How do you explain this map then?

See you obviously do live in the north.

Eeee by gum, hast tha got tha's flat-cap on?

[XemaSab]

18. Any further north and he'd be wearing a parka, living in an igloo,

and mushing huskies.

[tjwmason]

19. Well at least the dogs and the peas would match then.

:crazy:

[XemaSab]

21. Well put

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. 'E only looks a bit Bath and Wellsish

'E's really Leicester. It's tattooed on the back of 'is neck.



Edit: "Leicester." Bloody British spelling. :eyes:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

13. Not without mushrooms they don't.

:popcorn: