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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:32 AM Original message |
I'm ready for bed - ask me anything sexual |
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Fixated (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:33 AM Response to Original message |
1. ... |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:33 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Penis. |
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Occulus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:37 AM Response to Reply #2 |
5. Do you care |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:39 AM Response to Reply #5 |
8. never been a big fan, actually. |
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Occulus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:41 AM Response to Reply #8 |
12. Oh, but |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:45 AM Response to Reply #12 |
15. well, ok |
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angee_is_mad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:40 AM Response to Reply #15 |
51. lol |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 02:05 AM Response to Reply #2 |
67. How big is it? |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 02:19 AM Response to Reply #67 |
68. as Margaret Cho would say |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 02:24 AM Response to Reply #68 |
69. Hummmmmm |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:37 AM Response to Original message |
3. Um are you gonna do something with it if I do? |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:40 AM Response to Reply #3 |
9. if you do what? |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:41 AM Response to Reply #9 |
11. If I ask you something sexual!!! |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:47 AM Response to Reply #11 |
17. Like I don't already |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:48 AM Response to Reply #17 |
18. If you were wearing underwear |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:51 AM Response to Reply #18 |
21. yup, boxers. |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:58 AM Response to Reply #21 |
26. Would you remove them if I asked you to |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:59 AM Response to Reply #26 |
27. I would prance naked in the front yard for you, yes |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:00 AM Response to Reply #27 |
30. OK big boy |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:04 AM Response to Reply #30 |
32. hang on... |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:07 AM Response to Reply #32 |
34. Ok now go to the front yard.... |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:16 AM Response to Reply #34 |
41. I'm afraid it's not very enlightening |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:24 AM Response to Reply #41 |
47. Reminds me of an old Sophie Tucker joke |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:25 AM Response to Reply #47 |
48. (all in unison) |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:50 AM Response to Reply #48 |
59. I can't remember the first part of it but the punchline |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:13 PM Response to Reply #59 |
71. I know that joke |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 11:46 AM Response to Reply #34 |
70. This is where Forrest ducks out of reading this thread..... |
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Exultant Democracy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:37 AM Response to Original message |
4. is it rude to wake up your date for more sex? |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:41 AM Response to Reply #4 |
10. nope. |
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Exultant Democracy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:47 AM Response to Reply #10 |
16. eh, I can't do it, I would feel bad. |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:50 AM Response to Reply #16 |
19. I guess it would depend |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:33 PM Response to Reply #4 |
72. That would depend... |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:40 PM Response to Reply #4 |
73. It's rude to let her fall asleep |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:43 PM Response to Reply #73 |
74. That's right! |
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Catherine Vincent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:37 AM Response to Original message |
6. Okay, I'll bite. |
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Occulus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:38 AM Response to Reply #6 |
7. It doesn't. |
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Sperk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:43 AM Response to Reply #7 |
14. but we do get a weird sense of euphoria and release after... um... jerking |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:42 AM Response to Reply #6 |
13. It doesn't |
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DemoTex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:50 AM Response to Original message |
20. Be careful U. |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:54 AM Response to Reply #20 |
22. nope, Georgia |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:59 AM Response to Reply #20 |
28. Yeah but the 'bama cops have to stop jacking off long enough |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:54 AM Response to Original message |
23. Do you like women that like to be playful? |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:55 AM Response to Reply #23 |
24. yup. |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:56 AM Response to Reply #24 |
25. How playful could, say it was me, get? |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:59 AM Response to Reply #25 |
29. scare you off... |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:02 AM Response to Reply #25 |
31. I'm not sure |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:05 AM Response to Original message |
33. Oh sure. And I log on at exactly 2:00 a.m. Eastern |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:07 AM Response to Reply #33 |
35. I'm still here |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:11 AM Response to Reply #35 |
37. Well then, - |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:37 AM Response to Reply #37 |
49. almost forgot this |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:39 AM Response to Reply #49 |
50. No that's a bit less obvious |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:08 AM Response to Reply #33 |
36. Don't worry...there are some altruistic DU'ers |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:12 AM Response to Reply #36 |
38. I do not have a front yard... |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:14 AM Response to Reply #36 |
39. I'm one! |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:16 AM Response to Reply #39 |
40. Cool. |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:18 AM Response to Reply #40 |
43. Thank YOU! |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:18 AM Response to Original message |
42. You know... |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:20 AM Response to Reply #42 |
44. heh! |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:21 AM Response to Reply #44 |
45. OhYeah. *swoon* |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:22 AM Response to Reply #44 |
46. Prrrrrrrrrrrrr... |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:41 AM Response to Reply #46 |
53. I'm having trouble seeing all the posts on this tread? Whats Up? |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:43 AM Response to Reply #53 |
54. Never mind. I found the problem |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:40 AM Response to Reply #44 |
52. Wow! |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:45 AM Response to Reply #52 |
55. I traipse into my front yard |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:47 AM Response to Reply #55 |
57. I missed that one! |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:52 AM Response to Reply #57 |
62. I can't see anything! |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:49 AM Response to Reply #55 |
58. You do have a nice lawn tho! |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:51 AM Response to Reply #58 |
61. I try to keep it cut short |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:50 AM Response to Reply #55 |
60. If you want her undivided attention... |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:54 AM Response to Reply #60 |
64. I'm all ears |
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LincolnMcGrath (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 02:00 AM Response to Reply #60 |
65. if I had a set of those, I`d never leave the house |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 02:04 AM Response to Reply #60 |
66. that would do it, yes |
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LincolnMcGrath (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:46 AM Response to Reply #44 |
56. My Lord.. It`s you |
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SmileyBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:52 AM Response to Original message |
63. Was it good for you??..... |
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