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norml Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 01:06 AM
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Fweeper asks "Who will strike it rich with Conservative Humor?"
To: Brad Cloven

Who will strike it rich with Conservative Humor?

How about putting Dennis Miller and Ben Stein into more films?

3 posted on 03/17/2006 7:56:14 PM PST by BlazingArizona

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1598560/posts
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 01:18 AM
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1. 'Conservative humor'
Let's see...

"How many Gulf Coast welfare moms does it take to change a light bulb?"

"Can't be done. The ones Katrina didn't kill don't have electricity."



Ha ha.
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ProudToBeBlueInRhody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 01:31 AM
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2. More conservative humor
Boy that Ellen Degeneres. She's a lesbian.

<Cue laugh track, from fat white males in audience>

And a bitch.

<More laughter>

And probably a Jew too. Who sleeps with NEGRO lesbians.

<roars of delight, then clapping......>
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 01:49 AM
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3. Conservative attempt at humor
So Donald Rumsfeld is telling Bush about the troops in Irak and says one brizillian troops have died and Bush says how many troops is that?
:rofl:
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 01:57 AM
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4. I like this type of conservative humor....
...
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 04:18 PM
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24. Golly, where'd you find that?
It looks to have been conceived and created by a seven year-old boy!

So he "runs the world", does he? :-)You sure can learn a great deal from humor. the most telling element is that it does indeed capture Bush's unique sense of responsibility for his own actions.
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-19-06 01:19 AM
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25. Googgled it in about 5 seconds....
Edited on Sun Mar-19-06 01:29 AM by Robeson
...incidentally, we are all on the same side, aren't we? Hard to tell from your post. I would assume, that most people here enjoy seeing Bush buffooned...:shrug:
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TheBaldyMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 02:09 AM
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5. "Springtime For Hitler" - It's a sure fire flop ...
let's face it liberals make funnier conservative humour than conservatives do.
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 02:41 AM
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6. "Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"

"Getha"

"Getha who?"

"Getha fuck outta our way, we're seizing your hardrive."

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Dem2theMax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 02:53 AM
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7. "Ben Stein into more films?"
Ben Stein? LMAO.

Heck, the Freeper answered his own question.

It's BlazingArizona himself/herself. :crazy:
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norml Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 03:29 AM
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8. How about a Dennis Miller & Ben Stein buddy movie?
The Road to Tehran

Could be bigger than Ishtar.
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Dem2theMax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 03:36 AM
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9. Only if it's a documentary.
And the only weapons they get to take is their wit. And we all know how THAT will turn out. :evilgrin:
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 08:09 AM
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14. Shouldn't they both volunteer for the military?
I mean, both of them so pro Bush & pro invasion.
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TheBaldyMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 09:27 AM
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16. now THAT would be funny :D
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Dem2theMax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 03:56 PM
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23. Well absolutely. Maybe we should mail them some recruitment forms?
I've got the link around here somewhere for ALL military forms. It would take me hours to find it, but it would be worth it. :evilgrin:
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 04:09 AM
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10. How about putting Dennis Miller and Ben Stein into more films?....
Because they can't act. :rofl:
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 04:14 AM
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11. ppfftt, well that's dumb-ass, conservatives aren't fucking funny...
Edited on Sat Mar-18-06 04:24 AM by bridgit
and they know it :rofl:
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norml Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 11:05 AM
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22. Well, not intentionally anyway. If you use their link, you'll see some
humor.


Ray Haynes Slandered by Bloggers

Some of the bloggers like HackNFlak have a lot of misinformation on their blogsites as to what happened at the march 5 CRA Endorsement Convention regarding Assemblyman Ray Haynes v. Michelle Steele. This is what happened:


Assemblyman Ray Haynes never went up to Brandon Powers angrily; I did. Ray Haynes has a 100% voting record on the State CRA scorecard. When Brandon Powers got up there to speak on behalf of Michelle Steele, he made Ray sound like a Democrat. Somebody needed to say something. I told Brandon he was a liar and that I didn’t ever want to see him at a meeting again. Since it may be impossible not to ever see him at a meeting again, that means that I don’t want him at a meeting that I am presiding over which is the Murrieta/Temecula Republican Assembly (MTRA). CRA is a close knit family and when outsiders come in and talk bad about one of our people like Ray and bring in outside delegates that I have never seen at another event before, I get mad. Anger management doesn’t work for me when I see nonsense and that was what I was seeing going on from the Steele campaign.



As for rumors that Ray’s supposed outburst causing a loss of support for Ray, my outburst may have helped Ray. The first vote was a standing vote. There were 146 delegates voting. The standing vote tally was about 80 to 71; 6 more than possible. After that, we had more speakers of which Brandon was one. Ray followed Brandon. After this second round of speeches and before the secret ballot, I called Brandon a “liar” in public. The second vote was 85 to 61 in Ray’s favor. He did better after I called Brandon a liar than before.





Bob Kowell

State VP, CRA

President, Murrieta/Temecula Republican Assembly



http://www.mt-ra.com/
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-19-06 10:32 PM
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28. no, you are right, i think it's a hoot watching Sensenbrenner act like...
a baby :rofl:
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obxhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 04:16 AM
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12. The....
"The only person in the country (according to the Council of Graduate Schools, the National Research Council, and the National Center for Education Studies, the statistical arm of the U.S. Department of Education) to score two PhD's simultaneously (Physics and Chemistry). "

Now I've got something to do...... Without even looking I'm gonna call BS.
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 09:28 AM
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17. I checked the guy's info on IMDB.
He's written a handful of episodes for a couple of shows. He's not exactly setting Hollywood on fire.
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 04:23 AM
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13. That would be an oxymoron, right?
or is that spelled "oxymoran"?
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 08:10 AM
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15. wait, wait, I know why they won't strike it rich!
They're all in line at the local military recruiting office, anxious to go to Iraq and then Iran... so, no chance for the necessary exposure.
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 10:36 AM
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18. Why, Liberals will strike it rich with conservative humor. Of course.
:evilgrin:

See: The Colbert Report
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 10:54 AM
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19. Ahahahahahahahaha... *gasp*.... AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
never.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 11:00 AM
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20. For this *one* simple reason...
People don't go to church to laugh...

Rove did this to ya, baby.

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SaveElmer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 11:02 AM
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21. Bwahhh...Here are some of Dennis Millers "Movie Gems" so far...
I can't believe he hasn't won multiple Oscars yet!!!






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norml Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-19-06 11:03 AM
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26. Bonnie Hunt Enlists Dennis Miller & Joe Mantegna
Edited on Sun Mar-19-06 11:17 AM by norml
Bonnie Hunt Enlists Dennis Miller & Joe Mantegna



She's cute, she's funny and she's got a few new costars. Reuters says that Dennis Miller and Joe Mantegna have agreed to join Bonnie Hunt in a new sitcom for ABC.

I understand Hunt and Mantegna, but can Miller follow a script? He didn’t exactly steal any scenes in "Joe Dirt." Lauren Tom ("Futurama") has also been cast for the untitled comedy.


snip


http://www.tvfodder.com/archives/2006/03/bonnie_hunt_enl.shtml
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Kickin_Donkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-19-06 04:19 PM
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27. I think Oxycontin Rush already has struck it rich.
He claims to be an entertainer, not a political commentator.
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