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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 03:13 PM
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"Lola's hurting the part that makes me happy. My girl part."
Thus sayeth the five-(nearly six)-year-old the other day; eliciting a simultaneously puzzled and horrified reaction from me.

"Here" (pointing to her head).

I breathed a significant sigh of relief.

"I have strange stuff in my head."

Yes you do, Ruby. Yes, you do.
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 03:53 PM
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1. yes these are moments when the big drops exude from our heads.
I remember this gem:

"Daddy, I know how babies are made."

I asked my six year old, "and what would that be, sugar cakes...?" and trying not to swerve off the road in nervous anticipation...

"Well daddy, a man and a woman get married and they kiss. Then, pop goes the weasel!"

I finally gasped a breath of much needed air!
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 07:11 PM
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7. nih uh. they rub together and exchange "sex molecules" per my then
6 y/o
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 04:06 PM
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2. LMFAO . . . and who might I ask is Lola?
:rofl:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 04:07 PM
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3. :
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 04:10 PM
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4. Awwwwww.
What a cutie :loveya:
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Lone_Star_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 05:32 PM
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5. That is precious
Makes sense too when you look at it from her perspective. Her brain defines who she is and it's where her joy is processed.

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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 06:34 PM
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6. Awwww
Funny how they can make us feel so much, so quickly... e.g. shock, relief, then amusement... all in the span of seconds.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 07:17 PM
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8. Words of wisdom from my son when he was about 8
In a thoughtful moment.

"You know, Mom, sometimes I like to play with my friends. Other times, I just like to play with myself." :rofl:
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