Howard Stern's B*llsack of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"And sadly today we lost a great man and truly one of the the founding fathers and he
still had time to make all those movies about great roadtrips and entertain the troops.
He was also a personal friend. In fact he always had time for me, even after I became
President, and would call me up and give me advice about things like about North Korea,
Iraq, and cloning and transportation, Middle Eastern peace, and the rate of return on
Palestinians (which I still don't get) and stuff like that, about which he was an expert,
from having lived so long and stuff . . . Gee . . . Now the only old guys I can call are my dad
and Reagan . . . I'm going to miss our talks."

[Hubert Flottz]

1. "Say,,,would you fellows mind if I borrow that mike for my ..........

flight suit?"

[underpants]

2. I am not personally responsible for anything....

'cept the stuff that goes right and if there is any we will let you know.

[zbdent]

3. Indi (urp) gestion!

Pepto Bismol.

(Showing my age).

"I can't believe I ate the WHOLE thing!" (you ate it ralph!)

[cosmicdot]

4. Pardon me while I slur my words.