Do I need a fricking Ph.D to fricking unjam the damn Copying Machine

[LynneSin]

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

I have a better chance of performing sucessful brain surgury with using just one hand and first downing 10 shots of Herradura tequila then I do trying to print out four 10-page documents without the damn thing jamming up on me (and we just got this computer). I believe I could understand arabic better than trying to understand the diagrams & drawings they have for figuring out how to unjam the damn paper. And would it hurt any put put a damn "HOT" sticker on anything I could touch that would burn the frick out of my hand

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

This picture has full enlightment to me

[riona]

1. my computer came with a "free" printer

it was rarely able to print, but curiously, it used a lot of ink.

:shrug:

[XemaSab]

2. Thank you for remembering to include the picture

It wouldn't have been the same thread without it! :bounce:

[sarge43]

4. Yes

That one or Michael Bolton dragging the remains across the field.

:toast:

[LynneSin]

9. until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous

.......famous and started winning Grammys.

[mikeytherat]

3. "PC Load Letter - what the fuck does that mean?"

mikey_the_rat

[ProfessorGAC]

5. No. An Incendiary Device Will Work Nicely

The Professor

[taterguy]

6. relax and take a deep breath

Office machines can sense a user's desparation the same way that dogs can smell fear. It just makes them more recalcitrant

[sarge43]

10. My spousal unit, the auto mechanic

"Never let a mechanical object know you're in a hurry."

[Shine]

7. That's exactly how I feel after trying to place a conf. call involving 4

First I called the operator, who told me I could use my AT&T calling card to do it and I could conference in as many as 6 people. All I had to do was use my card, go through the prompts, push the right buttons and connect us all. Great, I thought, no problem.

Well, one effing 1/2 hr later.....it still wasn't working. :banghead: Everytime I tried to put Person #1 on hold it didn't work. So I could never get to the point of connecting all 4 of us.

After several attempts at that, I finally gave up, called the operator back and was THEN told I had to speak with a special "Conference Call Operator". :grr: Why didn't they tell me that the first time?! :grr:

This new Conference Operator then informs me she has to set up a special Profile of me in order for to place the call. Plus, the calls themselves are outrageously expensive. To hook in 4 people, I was told it was $4/person for a $16 total ON TOP OF .71/min. PER PERSON!! :wow:

Screw that. I got so fed up I bailed on the whole idea and just gave up. I don't need that shit. :nuke:

I'm cranky now.

[LSK]

8. that was my pain last week

All the sudden everything I printed went to tray 1 which never works. :grr: