How do you or I explain to my little brother that Kerry said the f word

[JohnKleeb]

:shrug:
*Warning* sarcaism
I was being sarcastic

[Goldmund]

1. Easy

Tell him "Kerry said 'fuck'".

He won't melt or turn into a salt statue or anything.

[JohnKleeb]

2. lol I know

I am doing a spoof of what trumad said. That little prick says fuck a lot, my brother does. Now my 3 year old brother lol, he may say fuck, and I will laugh :D.

[Goldmund]

6. Oh, I dig, I dig

I just logged on, wasn't looking at other boards.

I also had a really hard time waking up this morning, had a rowdy weekend...

[Braden]

3. GWB used A$$hole and was commended for speaking his mind

tell him sometimes people get angry and use the only word that expresses how they feel.

[Blade]

4. yes...

Kerry used the word "fuck." Tell your little bro that Kerry did say "fuck." It's actually a great word! Listen to the little skit Monty Python did on that word! It's brilliant! (PS: I don't know the story behind why he said it...maybe I should go read up on it.)

[JohnKleeb]

10. My bro knows the word fuck believe me

This is one of his "heroes"

[peekaloo]

5. Kerry said Fascist?

Fuck!

First tell your lil brother about Georgie mocking a death row inmate then relay the Kerry story. Ask him which story is more disturbing.

[zbdent]

7. Explain to him that, like Bono, Kerry had used it in a way which

did not mean sexually.

The FCC approved it over the airwaves as an adjective so that they couldn't really attack Bono.

This is in a print publication, which was not broadcast on any of the regular channels, which is not tailored to an audience under 13.

You actually have to go out and buy the magazine, or get it in the library. In many cases, a child would be unlikely to peruse the magazine in a store (without supervision) if it didn't have a trading card game on the cover.

[JohnKleeb]

9. My brother doesnt even know who Bono is

:shrug:

[asjr]

14. F word

Tell your children the Morals Police are at it again. Just when I think the Repubs cannot get more stupid, they do.

[truthspeaker]

8. like this:

"Now, we don't use that word in polite company because it is a dirty word that offends people. But Senator Kerry used to be a soldier in a war, and soldiers in combat are allowed to use dirty words. Mr. Bush and his friends don't know this, because they never went to war."

[On the Road]

16. Oh, That is Great!

Every red-blooded American Christian knows that GI's and jarheads are the only ones who get a free pass on swear words.

Just accentuates the gulf between Kerry's and Bush's records.

[redheat]

11. F word

You could say I don't know why the Fuck he said it?

Or

You could lead off with, when George Bush used the word Fuck when talking to Condi Rice...............

Or

When George went after a writer for being mean to his dad, and said Fuck a few times while berating him in a full restuarant...........

Or

You could explain when Bush called a New York Times reporter an asshole, that at least he didn't say Fucking asshole.

Or

You could simply acknowledge that people use that word, and always will. Some like my mother are a bit hypocritical, in that they become unglued when someone says the word Fuck. Yet they swear like sailors using every other French word in the book.

[okieinpain]

12. you're probably being pretty naive to think that your little brother,

doesn't or hasn't used the word many, many, times.

[JohnKleeb]

15. I did this in response to trumad's post

and did you ever think that I had a 3 year old brother as well.

[okieinpain]

19. and you think that a 3 year old in these times hasn't heard the

F-word. man, where do you live mayberry. I got out of the car yesterday to pump some gas, and the kid (white)next to me had on some rap song that used every cuss word in the english language within about 2 minutes. and you can believe that it was at concert volume too.

[JohnKleeb]

20. hes 2 actualyl nm

I've heard him say fuck heh. Whatever, god I cant even be sarcastic.

[bowens43]

13. You say

"hey little brother, did you hear that? Kerry just said the F- word!
Righteous anger! Cool"

[eblack101]

17. The Democratic field on the use of "fuck".

Of course, what we would all like to see is Dean in the paper the next day saying,

"George Bush says he doesn't use the word Fuck? Well how does he describe what he's doing to our boys in Iraq?

And Kucinich saying "Fucking right".

And Sharpton saying "Bush fucks us for 3 years, and he doesn't say the word 'fuck'? What a hypocrite!

And Braun saying "Women of color don't say 'fuck', so Bush can just fucking get off it.

And Graham saying "Can I get fucking back into this thing?

And Edwards saying "We don't need a Bush representative coming down here and telling us how to mispronounce 'fuck'".

And

Finally, you, dear reader, do you have a fucking thought about it? Well, don't fucking keep it to yourself, let us know how you feel.

[ACK]

18. Fuck man it is not like he said that Bush was a worthless fuck

but he is. Kerry used the word as a verb to express how badly Bush fucked up the post war scene as bad as he did. I mean come on. That is just the truth.

Now, don't be hypocritical and listen to that "Give me Conveince of give me death" CD by the Dead Kennedys that got you.

That is what I would say to my little brother. Oh yeah, the first track on the above mentioned CD is "Too drunk to fuck" which is part of the joke probably nobody would get."

[Catherine Vincent]

21. Tell your brother that if it wasn't for that word....

he wouldn't be here.

:-)

[JohnKleeb]

22. lol I know

He knows it well, thanks to my parents.