Woman's Toes Licked By Man Hiding Under Car

[The Straight Story]

Woman's Toes Licked By Man Hiding Under Car

POSTED: 11:55 pm EDT May 23, 2006
UPDATED: 1:33 am EDT May 24, 2006

Police in Tulsa, Okla., are searching for a man who hid under a woman's car at a Wal-Mart parking lot and then licked her toes as she loaded groceries into the vehicle, according to a report.


The woman said she was at the Tulsa Wal-Mart located near 81st Street and Lewis when she felt her toes being licked.

She assumed it was a dog but when she looked down, she saw it was a man lying under her vehicle.

"I felt something lick my foot," the woman said. "I looked at him and I said, 'What in the hell are you doing?' And that's exactly what I said, 'What are you doing?'"

http://www.local6.com/news/9264631/detail.html

[Kahuna]

1. Alright!

:smoke:

[vireo]

2. What was Dick Morris doing in Tulsa?

[Beelzebud]

3. ROFL beat me to it. :D

[Gabi Hayes]

4. didn't think I could laugh much harder than I did at the headline....

[Botany]

10. Who is she?

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

BTW if she is a wife, sister, daughter, girlfriend, or family member I am sorry ..... but she is hot!

Greek??????????????????

[Gabi Hayes]

14. all of the above...and you're right.

she is SMOkin'

[Botany]

16. Please pass along my praise of her beauty to her.

She looks to have a great sense of humor too. Does she like long walks
in the park?


Just saying :rofl:



Calamari mmmmmm!

[Gabi Hayes]

20. she's MINE! all mine!

keep yer dukes off!

[Botany]

22. Just saying she hot .....

Congrats ..... And please tell me you don't look like a dork.
'cause I hate seeing really hot girls w/ dorks (except me).

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=315x46741

post # 1 that is me Stephanie Miller .....

BTW Just kidding about the walks in the park too. But what about long walks on the beach? :rofl:

Again Congrats!

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. And I was wondering if it was Osama Bill

[fujiyama]

6. LOL Definetely

one of the strangest stories I've heard in a while...

What a freak...

[Gabi Hayes]

9. ever heard of the Enema Bandit?

not kidding

[Hardrada]

19. Obviously another "terra-ist"

enema of the people!!

[Redstone]

7. Just one more reason not to shop at Walmart, yes?

Redstone

[YellowRubberDuckie]

21. Yep, cause walmart paid him to lick the woman's foot...

:eyes:

[Botany]

8. Dr Smooth he is not.

Freak!

[BlooInBloo]

11. ROFLMAO!!! Looks like reality is gonna put the Onion outta bizness!

[kentuck]

12. I'm gonna nominate this story as one of DU's all-time greats..

:)
K & R

[The Straight Story]

13. Maybe it's a new style of wal mart greeter :) (nt)

[Kolesar]

18. LOL

Hey, my GF and I really liked your movie

[sweetheart]

15. Did she pay him afterwards?

A good toe licker is hard to find these days!

[petgoat]

17. I daresay that depends on the toes. And a few other things. nt

[ladjf]

23. I don't think his strategy is going to work very often.

[Broken_Hero]

24. yeah

I saw that on the local news tonight...i'm in SW missouri, and i believe this happened at a walmart in Tulsa...i'm about 2hrs or so away from Tulsa...very, very weird...but my question is, how in the world can anyone fit underneath a small car like that? Maybe it was a teenage punk or something

[SofaKingLiberal]

25. LOL - It's stories like that that make me feel normal.

:D

[amitten]

26. Note to all men: Leave the toes alone.

Gross.

[Mutley]

27. Gee, that's not creepy at all.

:scared: