I just played the most EEEEEVIL joke on my boyfriend!

[Runcible Spoon]

This fine summer afternoon, I found myself plotting revenge to a serious and grave injustice: the dishes remained in the sink 2 hours after my beloved had agreed to wash those bitches. I decided to take matters into my own devious impish little hands. I waited about a half hour more, and then casually stalked over to my computer, and downloaded an innocuous looking little MP3. "Puppy", I purred sweetly, "could you come and listen to this song? I'm trying to decide whether or not to burn it into Jordan's (mutual friend) birthday present mix CD". Looking every the part the trusting, innocent ginger haired cutie I love, with his sun-kissed skin dappled by summer freckles, my lover obliged me. He stood behind me, casually tousling my hair. I put the headphones onto his adorable head. The gods trembled in their celestial abodes, anticipating a grievous tear in the very fabric of existence. The music (I use this term extremely loosely) began to play...I greedily watched my love's face for an indication of his reaction, carefully monitoring my own expressions to not disclose my immense amusement. After the 3:18 play time, seemingly infinite, he took the headphones off. "Well, what did you think?" I enquired detachedly, even as my brain bristled and tickled with glee. "Yeah, this song is pretty good, go ahead and put it on the CD" he replied. Schadenfreude overtook my emotions as I erupted in peals of sadistic laughter. "You dildo, that was Kevin Federline's shitsong "PopoZao!" :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


This is me and my pop-culture challenged boyfriend. I posted this since his expression here is very similar to his reaction to discovering that this great new song was spawned by K-Fed

[sakabatou]

1. BWAHAHAHAH!

[Haole Girl]

2. HA!

He does look a little confused in that pic! :rofl:

[Runcible Spoon]

3. he's so cute and innocent.

I fear I may have gone too far, but then again the Dish Saga gets oooooooold lemme tell you!

[ghostsofgiants]

4. Evil is an understatement.

[Runcible Spoon]

5. I try.

since DS1 is gone, I figured I may as well try and honor his legacy. :cry:

[khashka]

6. Ha ha ha!

You are evil!

Great pic! He looks so confused and clueless. Which is kinda adorable :)

Khash.

[Runcible Spoon]

8. he is all of those things.

can't help but love him. in all other non-KFed things, he's actually quite intelligent ;)

[miss_american_pie]

7. I like how you think

Cute pic.

[Runcible Spoon]

9. thanks, Miss Pie

I do it for all the women of the world :evilgrin:

[jmm]

10. I made a Federline CD for my boss

Some of us have made a game out of getting on her nerves. I was already in the lead but someone was catching up to me until I earned 2,000 points by making her listen to it. My boss is a big gospel fan which really annoyed those of us who aren't so we struck a deal with her that instead of complaining to HR we'd take turns picking CDs to listen to. Recently she's been even worse than usual (not just with her music) so this past Tuesday I decided to make her suffer as bad as she's made us suffer.

[Runcible Spoon]

12. that's hilarious!

what a great way to spice up the work environment and playfully alleviate tensions....

[no name no slogan]

11. Oh I thought you Bobbitized him

[Runcible Spoon]

13. why would I cut off my nose to spite my face?

or in this case, cut of his #@&* to spite my &#$$* :spank:

[no name no slogan]

14. Cuz God made our arms this long for a reason?

eh, I got nothin :shrug:

[Runcible Spoon]

15. hmm I indulged in a bit of errrm "human catnip" earlier

and I've spent about 1:32 trying to decrypt your reply....hmmm...is that an exercise in futility? :evilgrin:

[Just Me]

16. *giggle*

I'd be skeered of ya' tho' if your SO failed to take care of some "home" work for two days!!! :scared: Maybe, I could send my son to your "household responsibilities" camp for a couple weeks and he'd return without the attitude.

:shrug:

:rofl:

[Runcible Spoon]

17. AH! great idea, I'm starting a new discipline program!

kinda like the psychological warfare at Waco! Torture by Whitney Huston! I do warn however, that my unique programme will be pricy...if I include some Contemporary Christian muzak maybe I could get some faith based funds! :evilgrin: I'll start by hiring these guys:
http://www.kkmime.org/

[Radical Activist]

18. Thank you

I no longer mind that I don't have a girlfriend.