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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 11:29 AM Original message |
Poll question: First thing Jesus would do if he returned... |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:07 PM Response to Original message |
1. Leave. |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:08 PM Response to Original message |
2. Ask where the men's room is ... |
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Brigid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:12 PM Response to Original message |
3. I voted for a Cubbies World Series win. |
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Monkey see Monkey Do (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
4. Stamp out the vampire menace |
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kay1864 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:25 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. Woo-hoo! Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter! |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:57 PM Response to Reply #4 |
11. Better get Mary Magnum on the horn. |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:24 PM Response to Original message |
5. Bench-press Pat Robertson's idiot ass |
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noonwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:55 PM Response to Reply #5 |
10. No, no, he'll make Pat gay! |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:28 PM Response to Original message |
7. Forgive everyone and drive the greedy out of his temple. |
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giant_robot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:37 PM Response to Original message |
8. One word: merchandising! |
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riona (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:39 PM Response to Original message |
9. Check out the Birkenstocks |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 03:14 PM Response to Reply #9 |
19. LOL! |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:58 PM Response to Original message |
12. Ask for a meeting with President Gore. |
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ComerPerro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 01:14 PM Response to Original message |
13. go to a coffe shop, get a latte, and browse the web on his laptop |
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Brigid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 01:17 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. And the first site he would visit would be DU. |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 01:27 PM Response to Reply #13 |
16. Even though I detest Macs - he'd be using a PowerBook |
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darkism (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 02:22 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. He'd be a pretentious hipster in a coffee shop... |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 01:27 PM Response to Original message |
15. Cause to price of bread, fish, and wine to plummet... |
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djeseru (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
18. Throw up. |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 03:16 PM Response to Original message |
20. throw the repukes out of the temple |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 03:17 PM Response to Original message |
21. Ask what happened to all the women priests and church leaders. |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 03:21 PM Response to Original message |
22. he would read matcom news |
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NNadir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 03:53 PM Response to Original message |
23. Where's Lenny Bruce when you need him? |
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u4ic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 04:25 PM Response to Original message |
24. Whatever it was |
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