14 Ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

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1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point A Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has gotten Over Their Caffeine addictions, switch To Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
7. Finish all Your Sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy."
8 Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
10. Sing Along At The Opera.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
12. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical
sound effects all day.
13.When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking Lot yelling "Run for Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
14. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

[Radio_Lady]

1. Buffie, these are outrageous and hilarious!

I loved every one of them! They are a HOOT----------> Thanks for posting!

I am actually putting #10 into action already. I sing at every symphony, opera, and musical event I go to. (Well, if the truth be told, I hum at the symphony.) The last actual singing was the musical play "Guys and Dolls" which we saw in London.

In peace,

Radio_Lady

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4. I thought so too

My "baby" sister (who is 30 now) sent them to me in an e-mail. I just had to share them. :rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. Buffy! Bad, bad girl, Buffy!

:spank: :spank: :spank:


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[NMMNG]

5. Always

Would you have me any other way? :rofl:

[WCGreen]

3. Good Times........

[NMMNG]

6. Indeed

:bounce:


:hug:

[PittPoliSci]

7. i used to work at a mcdonalds.

people would seriously say "to go" at the drive through.

my favorite is the guy who asked for a milkshake. when i asked him what flavor, he replied "milk"

[khashka]

8. Off Topic....

Buffy, where does your sig come from?


Khash.

[NMMNG]

9. Me

It's a BuffyTFS original. :bounce: