Some asshole passed out in my hallway, so I took his phone away from him

[JVS]

;-)

[asthmaticeog]

1. What about his wallet and shoes?

[graywarrior]

2. Draw with magic markers all over his face.

[Deep13]

3. You mean you robbed him?

[dolo amber]

4. He's a drunk, what does it matter?

At least he wasn't enabling him. :patriot:

[Deep13]

5. Easy pickin's? Guess it is okay then.

I understand this is a running joke 'round here.

How are his shoes? Are they your size and not smelling like urine?

[arwalden]

12. Oh Dear!

:rofl:

[JVS]

6. That is such an ugly word. One does not "rob" a drunk one "rolls" a drunk

[Gormy Cuss]

7. You're such a sensitive soul.

:rofl:

[ohiosmith]

8. Put his hand in a bowl of warm water.

[HEyHEY]

9. You should have taped it to his back

[JVS]

10. Or shoved it up his...

hey hey, kids! /krusty

[HEyHEY]

11. haha