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AutumnMist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 04:16 PM Original message |
Worst. Break Up Line. Ever. |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 04:17 PM Response to Original message |
1. A friend of mine |
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AutumnMist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 04:18 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Thats Awful! |
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Sequoia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 04:25 PM Response to Original message |
3. No Radar Love for her |
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ElboRuum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 04:31 PM Response to Original message |
4. I've always liked the ones that are businesslike... |
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AutumnMist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 04:38 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. LOL! |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 04:33 PM Response to Original message |
5. This girl once told me that she wanted to take a break |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 04:35 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Me, too! She dumped me right on her front porch! |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 05:27 PM Response to Reply #6 |
9. Let this be a lesson to you guys |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 11:13 PM Response to Reply #9 |
30. another lesson for guys: |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 11:51 PM Response to Reply #5 |
35. Here's a song for you: |
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Buddyblazon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-24-06 12:08 AM Response to Reply #5 |
39. I heard about her... |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
8. "It's not you...it's me" |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 05:30 PM Response to Reply #8 |
10. In the two "relationships" I've had, that very line was used. |
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sendero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 09:54 PM Response to Reply #8 |
25. hehehehehe,.. |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 11:52 PM Response to Reply #8 |
36. When they say, "It's not you, it's me," one thing is for certain: It's you |
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NashVegas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-25-06 12:09 PM Response to Reply #8 |
52. Oh. My. God. |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 05:34 PM Response to Original message |
11. My pathetic true story |
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Ariana Celeste (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-25-06 06:17 PM Response to Reply #11 |
67. That's so mean! |
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nini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 05:35 PM Response to Original message |
12. "We didn't mean it to happen" |
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Iniquitous Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 08:06 PM Response to Reply #12 |
23. "Please.. leave first - then play. " |
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sendero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 09:56 PM Response to Reply #12 |
26. Yes... |
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jrandom421 (367 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 06:05 PM Response to Original message |
13. Here's mine |
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ElboRuum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 07:17 PM Response to Reply #13 |
16. That is NOT a true story... |
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wain (803 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 07:25 PM Response to Reply #13 |
18. Sometime life really can be fair |
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jrandom421 (367 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-24-06 01:02 AM Response to Reply #18 |
43. "Revenge is..." |
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warrens (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-25-06 01:04 PM Response to Reply #13 |
59. Revenge...served cold... |
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Dukkha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 06:14 PM Response to Original message |
14. he's cheating on her |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 06:15 PM Response to Original message |
15. I had some clown expect me to fight for him |
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Lisa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 07:42 PM Response to Reply #15 |
20. I hope it wasn't the same guy I used to date! |
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Haole Girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 07:18 PM Response to Original message |
17. That is the worst! |
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LanternWaste (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 07:31 PM Response to Original message |
19. In my defense I was young |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 07:52 PM Response to Original message |
21. "I'm seeing this other guy, and, well, he's just a really classy dresser" |
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Broken_Hero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 07:55 PM Response to Original message |
22. man, thats lame |
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LibertyLover (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 09:52 PM Response to Original message |
24. I had to stay an extra summer semester at university to complete |
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NashVegas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-25-06 12:15 PM Response to Reply #24 |
54. Screw Understanding and Compassionate |
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hotforteacher (296 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 10:09 PM Response to Original message |
27. "All you want to do is have tons of sex" |
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qwertyMike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 10:58 PM Response to Original message |
28. Some Lines. . . . |
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antigone382 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-25-06 09:35 PM Response to Reply #28 |
69. And of course, "I love you, but I'm not *in* love with you." n/t |
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haf216 (911 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 11:13 PM Response to Original message |
29. I had a guy just disappear on me |
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idgiehkt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 11:36 PM Response to Reply #29 |
31. are you there now? |
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haf216 (911 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-24-06 11:12 PM Response to Reply #31 |
46. I'm in Lafayette, La. |
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idgiehkt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-25-06 12:21 PM Response to Reply #46 |
56. I know. |
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Godhumor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 11:37 PM Response to Original message |
32. I'll keep this short (one being dumped and one dumping). |
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freethought (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 11:46 PM Response to Original message |
33. A buddy of mine used to do this. |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 11:47 PM Response to Original message |
34. "Did I ever say that we were going to be monogamous?" |
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Archae (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-23-06 11:58 PM Response to Original message |
37. Try this one for the worst. |
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BelleCarolinaPeridot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-24-06 12:06 AM Response to Original message |
38. My recent ex told me that I was too good for him. |
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hfojvt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-24-06 02:21 AM Response to Reply #38 |
45. oh drat |
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BelleCarolinaPeridot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-25-06 12:44 AM Response to Reply #45 |
49. No this is not the guy I was talking about recently. |
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hfojvt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-25-06 12:57 PM Response to Reply #49 |
57. a little brother? |
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LadyoftheRabbits (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-24-06 12:13 AM Response to Original message |
40. Not necessarily a line... |
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Benfea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-24-06 12:45 AM Response to Original message |
41. Is there such a thing as a GOOD breakup line? |
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hfojvt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-24-06 02:09 AM Response to Reply #41 |
44. I am breaking up with you |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-24-06 12:57 AM Response to Original message |
42. "I want a family and you can't have kids." |
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Beausoir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-24-06 11:58 PM Response to Original message |
47. "I just wanted to have sex with you one more time before I ended it." |
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AirmensMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-25-06 12:02 AM Response to Original message |
48. "I never loved you anyway." |
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dback (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-25-06 12:06 PM Response to Original message |
50. "I no longer have the energy or desire to keep this relationship going." |
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xmas74 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-25-06 12:08 PM Response to Original message |
51. "I don't want to see you anymore" |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-25-06 12:13 PM Response to Original message |
53. "You never even showered!" |
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ZombieNixon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-25-06 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
55. I prefer the one I used: |
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warrens (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-25-06 01:02 PM Response to Original message |
58. That's gotta be a finalist, minimum |
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martymar64 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-25-06 04:49 PM Response to Original message |
60. Yes Mommy, that's the man! |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-25-06 04:49 PM Response to Original message |
61. "I don't drink with you." |
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Zomby Woof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-25-06 04:52 PM Response to Original message |
62. Look at my anniversary photos! |
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Mutley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-25-06 04:54 PM Response to Original message |
63. A guy I was seeing in high school told me he was gay. |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-25-06 05:15 PM Response to Reply #63 |
64. I was married to a woman once |
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Mutley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-25-06 05:18 PM Response to Reply #64 |
66. I didn't believe the guy I was seeing 'til I found out he was |
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Karenina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-25-06 05:18 PM Response to Original message |
65. A friend was informed |
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SlavesandBulldozers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-25-06 06:21 PM Response to Reply #65 |
68. lol |
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