My favorite punchline is.....
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Mon Sep-04-06 12:58 AM
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Poll question: My favorite punchline is.....
This is a joke I threw together from the punchlines of some favorite jokes. See what you think... :)
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Mon Sep-04-06 12:59 AM
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How many is a brazillion? Woohoo! Got it in first! :woohoo:
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Mon Sep-04-06 01:01 AM
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Mon Sep-04-06 01:02 AM
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3. I voted for "frayed knot."
I love auditory trick fucks. ;)
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Mon Sep-04-06 01:08 AM
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4. Yep, the webtag of my joke forum is punster. I like them too.
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Mon Sep-04-06 01:09 AM
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5. " He stays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog."
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Mon Sep-04-06 01:17 AM
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8. Hee hee hee! Good one, HeidiDear. I first made this poll several...
years ago, before I heard that one. :)
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Mon Sep-04-06 01:09 AM
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6. I'm looking for the guy that shot my paw.
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Mon Sep-04-06 01:27 AM
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Mon Sep-04-06 01:12 AM
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7. "Yarr, it be drivin' me nuts."
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Mon Sep-04-06 01:29 AM
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10. I will add that one to my list for my next poll. Pirates were not as...
popular when I first wrote the joke. :)
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Mon Sep-04-06 01:46 AM
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11. Other: " As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"....
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Mon Sep-04-06 05:57 AM
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12. Dayum, I'm half drunk and haven't slept in a week but...
Oh, that's the "Turkey Drop" on WKRP in Cincinnatti!
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Mon Sep-04-06 06:41 AM
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17. That was a great sitcom
Was just thinking of the one where Johnny & Venus pretend to be gay to get out of some condo/apartment ripoff.
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Mon Sep-04-06 06:08 AM
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or "i got him in brooklyn, there's a million of them there."
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Mon Sep-04-06 06:15 AM
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15. Damn, that may be a new one on me!
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14. The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go
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