Your Starship Captain just might be a redneck if...

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- your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month

- he paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles

- you have a shuttle called "Billy Joe Bob"

- he refers to Klingons as "Critters"

- he refers to Photon Torpedoes as "Popguns"

- he has the sensor array repaired with a bent coathanger and aluminum foil

- he installs a set of bullhorns on the front of the saucer section

- he says "Got your ears on, good buddy" instead of "open hailing frequencies"

- he hangs fuzzy dice over the viewscreen

- he rewires his communicator into his belt buckle

- he keeps a six-pack under his command chair and a gun rack above it

- he says "Yee-Ha!" instead of "Engage"

- he has a hand-tooled holster for his phaser

- he insists on calling his executive officer "Bubba"

- he sets the fore viewscreen to reruns of "Bassmaster"

- he programs the food replicator for beer, ribs, and turnip greens

- he paints the starship John Deere green

- he refers to a Pulsar as a "Blue Light Special"

- he refers to the Mutara Nebula as a "swamp"

- his moonshine is stronger than Romulan Ale

- he sings "Lucille" instead of "Kathleen"

- his idea of dress uniform is CLEAN bib overalls

- he wears mirrored shades on the Bridge

- his idea of a "gas giant" is that big ol' XO Bubba after a meal of beans and weenies

- he sets phaser to "Cajun"

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[Interrobang]

1. BWA-ha-ha-ha-ha!!

On the other hand, I love turnip greens (and okra and fried green tomatoes). Does that make me a redneck?!

[TOhioLiberal]

2. Funny!

As a hardcore 'Trekker' I find that to be very funny!

Trekkerlass

[DoNotRefill]

3. What's redneck about bib overalls?

I'm wearing them now.

They're comfy, and good for messing around where it's dirty or there are sharp, pointy things that would rip a pair of khakis to shreds.

Of course, I wouldn't wear them to court....

[GreenPartyVoter]

4. Love it

Will pass it on to all my trek friends.

[Robb]

5. Hee hee!!

:) I'm seting my phaser to "cajun" next time we have company!

[omshanti]

6. two more, courtesy of a very funny friend

He would also refer to the "Prime Directive" as the "Barbecue Directive":
it is forbidden to judge or change the barbecue sauce (tomato or vinegar-based) of a civilization!

The Borg would be called "The Mullet" (business in the front - party in the back)

[Coventina]

7. LOL!

Lucille vs. Kathleen!

Bwahahahaha!

Love it!