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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-22-03 03:21 PM
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My only problem with Clark
...is that when he comes over, and I'm all "Hey, would you like a drink?" and he says "Sure," he always goes for the nice stuff that's expensive and I'm trying to save. I mean, come on, there's my scotch, and there's the company scotch. I don't see why he has to always have the good stuff. And seconds, and thirds. It's just rude.

But then again, after Dean comes over, we're usually missing some silverware. I'm not saying anything, it's just what happens.

And Kucinich leaves the toilet seat up.

:silly:

don't kill me, I come to be funny!
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mouse7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-22-03 03:26 PM
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1. ...and then Carol starts yelling at Dennis about it... things get loud...
...suddenly Graham and Kerry are smashed and start killing and eating the family pets...
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eileen from OH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-22-03 04:00 PM
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2. . . .so we put in a movie
and, of course, Joe insists on "Finding Nemo" since it's the only one that reflects American values and morals Clark threatens to beat the shit out of him and Kerry admits that he brought Joe to the party but had no idea he'd fuck it up this bad.

eileen from OH
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-22-03 04:30 PM
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3. LOL!
"Kerry admits that he brought Joe to the party but had no idea he'd fuck it up this bad."

That's funny on so many levels. ;)
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