I want to be spanked

[Writer]

with a wet noodle. Who wants to get in line? :evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

1. Uh-uh. They have to spank me first! 2 reasons:

1. Target practice
2. I'm single. They won't feel guilty if they whack me first. :P

[Writer]

2. What if I told you that Mr. Writer already had his turn...

and gave his go ahead for several more?

[Deja Q]

9. I'd say I envy him.

Have fun.

[Guava Jelly]

3. How about a whip made of angel hair pasta

:hi:

[Writer]

4. Wouldn't that get a bit sticky?

But in that Italian vermicelli kind of way? O8)

[Guava Jelly]

6. Thats why you need a good sauce

:)

[Writer]

7. Oooh. I'm thinking of a cream sauce...

with a dash of habanero, roasted slowly... slowly... until its sweet smell tickles my nose, causing me to breathe deeply, longingly, gripping the stove - GOD! - until I collapse, spent.

Is that what you had in mind? :shrug:

[Guava Jelly]

10. Yes !!! as long as you save room for dessert

:evilgrin:
Srawberrys and cream :)

[Ptah]

5. Be careful what you ask for

[Writer]

8. Oooh. Is Stephen Colbert getting involved?

I am bent over and quite ready. :D