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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 08:08 PM
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After watching 60 Minutes for the first time in several years...
and after watching advertisements for prune juice, Flomax (?) for enlarged prostates, and life insurance, it became quite apparent to me why I HAVEN'T watched the program in several years. I am a news junkie, and very much wanted to watch Woodward, but CBS might as well have told me, "Sorry, Toots, but we don't accept your kind around here. So get your apple breasts and sweet cheeks out of here, youngeon!"

:cry:
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 08:11 PM
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1. '60 Minutes' is the show...
...they have playing on the TV in Death's waiting room.

Even the signature 'ticking' is there to let you know that precious seconds of your short remaining life are draining away.

It's the 'Matlock' of news.
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