Man I just don't get on-line sex?

[trumad]

Hey--if you're a consenting adult and you engage in it.. fine. But I don't see how folks can get off by simply typing suggestive comments via eamil or IM.

Are you horny?

Yes

Are you playing with yourself?

Yes

Oh God---keep typing yes because I'm almost there.

:wtf:

[MannyGoldstein]

1. Not For Touch Typists

Oh, nevermind.

[youthere]

16. That would explain that sticky semicolon key.

[hippiechick]

2. No shit.

:shrug: I guess it has to do with the supposed male 'visualization' turn-on-thingie.

[lonestarnot]

11. Double no shit.

You've got to be some kind of work for that to be a turn on. Sort of like phone sex only without the voice. Phone sex is another that I don't comprehend. Heavy breathing threw the phone lines, what the fuck? :WTF:

[Philosoraptor]

3. i agree. by the way, what are you wearing right now?

[trumad]

5. PJ's

Oh stop...

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. You go first

What are YOU wearing?

:rofl:

[Danascot]

4. If you're desperate enough

almost anything will get you there, most especially for those of the Y chromosome persuasion.

[SmokingJacket]

7. But why jeopardize your job?

It's so weird. He could have been emailing anonymous strangers on the internet more or less safely, if he liked that kinda thing.

Going after teenagers in the workplace bespeaks incredible arrogance, imho.

[CJCRANE]

9. ...and using his initials and birthyear

as a username was kind of a giveaway...

[xchrom]

8. i don't even get phone sex.

i have buddies that i flirt with -- but does it get me hot?

no.

i'm just way too old fashioned -- lol -- pick up strangers in a bar and head for the sheets -- so to speak.

[trumad]

10. Me and my wife tried phone sex one time

and we both ended up cracking up about it.

I think we started laughing after the 3rd question.

Like--- uh... now take off your shoes...:rofl:

[lonestarnot]

12. OMG put 'em back on! Whew!

[xchrom]

13. i know just what you mean...

my experience ended a potential dating partner situation -- i just couldn't help my self.

:rofl:

[hunter]

23. I think it requires a willing suspension of silliness.

No, I don't know how to achieve that.

Still, :rofl: is fun too.

[rug]

14. The ampersand puts me over the top.

[youthere]

15. I've never done it...

I'm too scared I'll get a virus.
:crazy:

[trof]

17. If you're not getting any, maybe you should try a different font?

Spruce up a little?
;-)

[bikebloke]

18. Gave it a go

Long ago, when I was exploring chat rooms, some woman started a cybersex scene with me. I tried to play along, but quickly wrote that it was pretty dumb. She stopped chatting with me. :shrug:

[LostinVA]

19. Am rather shocked by these comments

Maybe y'all haven't been doing it right -- I've done this with an SO, and it can be really fun and sexy.... phone sex, too.

[LeftyMom]

20. Good sex happens in the brain

The physical part, while nice, is much less important than one might expect.

[Deja Q]

21. Then why do you do it?

:D

[LeftyMom]

22. Because the physical part is fun, too.

:shrug:

[Call Me Wesley]

24. Locking.

Are you going to lock?

Yes.

Mmmmhhh, more details, please. Mmmmhhhh.

It's a sex thread.

Mmmmhhh, I know. Can you lock it real good?

Oy.

Oh, you're not fun anmyore!

<signed off>



Respectfully submitted,

Call Me Wesley
DU Moderator