I swear I saw Samuel L. Jackson on the train this morning!
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Mon Oct-02-06 10:09 AM
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I swear I saw Samuel L. Jackson on the train this morning!
:wow: Or at least a guy who looks exactly like him. I kind of wanted to get him to curse at me, so I could say that I'd been "muthafucka"'d by a Sam Jackson lookalike, but he got off before I got up the guts. :( :D
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Mon Oct-02-06 10:12 AM
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1. SAMUEL L. JACKON ON A M***********G TRAIN.........
....AND THERE'S NOT A GODDAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT Seriously, you knew this was coming!
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Mon Oct-02-06 10:14 AM
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I also knew it'd be you who'd post it. :P
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Mon Oct-02-06 10:15 AM
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4. DAMNIT, I'm becoming predictable
You don't love me anymore do you?? :cry:
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Mon Oct-02-06 10:16 AM
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7. It's not "predictable," it's "dependable."
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Mon Oct-02-06 10:18 AM
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11. You saying I wear Depends
I happen to have excellent bladder control - so stop saying that!
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Mon Oct-02-06 10:20 AM
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:rofl: No, I'm sure you don't wear Depends. Actually, I think I once made a post here that was misinterpreted as saying that *I* wear Depends. x(
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Mon Oct-02-06 10:26 AM
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what the hell happened to your bladder control. Should I start a medical advice thread so people can give their bizarro suggestions on teaching you bladder control?
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Mon Oct-02-06 10:28 AM
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but maybe I could get hints of how to pick up chicks even with an embarrassing medical condition...:cry: :P
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Mon Oct-02-06 10:15 AM
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Mon Oct-02-06 10:14 AM
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2. When he was on the daily show one time
He told Jon Stewart he still took the subway. So maybe you did?
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Mon Oct-02-06 10:15 AM
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5. Is he supposed to have been in Chicago lately?
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Mon Oct-02-06 10:17 AM
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does he have an offical websight or something you could check?
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Mon Oct-02-06 10:16 AM
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8. Samuel L. Jackson is so cool, I could just about believe
that he would travel on a train.
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Mon Oct-02-06 10:17 AM
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10. How fucking awesome would that be?
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Mon Oct-02-06 10:19 AM
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12. He would just walk in the station, buy a mothafuckin' ticket,
walk onto the platform, get on the mothafuckin' train,
AND THERE AIN'T A GOD DAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!! :D
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Mon Oct-02-06 10:20 AM
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13. And his ticket would say:
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Mon Oct-02-06 10:20 AM
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15. Did you ask him for a foot massage?
Edited on Mon Oct-02-06 10:20 AM by MrCoffee
ETA that he IS the foot fuckin' master.
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Mon Oct-02-06 10:21 AM
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Mon Oct-02-06 10:31 AM
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20. Well you know they all look alike
:rofl: Before I get flamed, I am JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!
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Mon Oct-02-06 11:28 AM
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21. you should have just asked him to say it....
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Mon Oct-02-06 11:35 AM
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22. Did he wear a T-shirt with SATAN silkscreened on the front?
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Mon Oct-02-06 11:47 AM
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Mon Oct-02-06 11:50 AM
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27. Even one that said...
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Mon Oct-02-06 11:37 AM
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23. Were there snakes on the fucking train?
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Mon Oct-02-06 11:48 AM
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