I challenge haruka3_2000 to a naked wrestling match.

[RevolutionaryActs]

In a pool of corn flakes and milk (if it ends in my first lesbian.... expreience... so be it.)



Now, who wants to refee?







if this doesn't get locked, I give up.

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. You want it to get locked?

One word:









Pics.









:evilgrin:

[Briarius]

2. Brilliant!

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. You hush up, or I'll tell your wife.

:P

[Briarius]

7. She said the same thing when I read the post to her

so there! :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. Damn it.

:rofl:

[Briarius]

12. So is this ref gig still open?

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. Sure is!

Since you're the first to apply. :D

[Briarius]

15. are there any qualifications I need to have?

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. You need to be fair, and balanced.

Really, really balanced since theres going to be lots and lots of splashing.

[Briarius]

18. I can balance pretty well!

no worries on that, we'll have to see about fair...:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

20. That means you're gonna fix it for me, right?

;)

[Briarius]

21. well, what's it worth to ya?

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. Ummm, I'd say I'd flash you, but since I'd already be naked..

I'm thinking that would defeat the whole idea...

[Briarius]

38. yea, that's not much motivation...

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

41. Well, what *can* I do for you then?

:o

[Briarius]

44. oh man...

:dilemma:

[RevolutionaryActs]

45. I'm waiting...

:P

[Briarius]

47. I don't want to be the one to get the thread locked

that's your job. you can get extra credit for creativity... :evilgrin:

[Name removed]

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[Briarius]

54. you're going to have to try harder than that

:P

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[Briarius]

60. That might do it

Bonus to you (and the giver there :P)

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[Briarius]

68. I think the first one just for graphic-ness

but that one gets points for fun, plus giving equal time :evilgrin:

[derby378]

121. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

:yoiks:

[RevolutionaryActs]

124. Dude, it's been an hour and a half.

:shrug:

[derby378]

128. For which I am in freakin' awe right now

The news, of course, is hard to swallow...

:P

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[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. You guys can both ref.

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. Now that's plan!

This isn't locked yet? :rofl:

[Briarius]

31. Sweet

I love it when a plan comes together :evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

48. Yes, naked wrestling requires planning and teamwork

[Briarius]

51. I've always said I'm a team player!

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. Too bad she's on the other side of the country....

[HughBeaumont]

5. IBTL!

This will get it locked!

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. It better, or else my dare will be for nothing!

x(

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. So when are you flying to NJ?

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. Tomorrow morning, first thing.

;)

[Haole Girl]

11. IBTL

I'm sure you already have enough volunteers by now! ;-)

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. LOL

How could this possibly get locked? Really now? :rofl:

[idgiehkt]

17. ROFLMAO

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

you go girl!

:yourock:

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. I'm glad you approve

:rofl:

[Floogeldy]

24. I challenge you to videotape the match.

I would even consider paying $100 for a copy of the tape. But that might be illegal. So I won't.

;)

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. Aw, hell I'll give you a copy for free. Cuz I like ya!

:rofl:

[Floogeldy]

35. Yee Haw (That's Oklahoman for "Bravo")!!!

:loveya:

[RevolutionaryActs]

36. Glad you like the idea

:D

[ghostsofgiants]

27. Hmmm...I'm confused...

For once, my "No good can come of this" motto doesn't seem to work.

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. Are you sure?

:rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

32. Only one way to find out.

:P

[Aristus]

28. To hell with reffing. I'll watch!

:popcorn:

[RevolutionaryActs]

30. I take it you approve of my challenge?

:rofl:

[Aristus]

33. Oh boy! Do I!

Wrestle away, ladies.

haruka has beautiful shoulders. I'm dying to see the rest. :popcorn:

[RevolutionaryActs]

34. Yeah, well I get to touch while you only get to look.

Nyah, nyah. :evilgrin:

[Aristus]

37. Who says I won't be touching anything?

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

39. lmfao

That's the spirit, lets get this bitch locked. :rofl:

[texas1928]

40. I can post a thread that would get locked faster than this one.

SHEEESH

[RevolutionaryActs]

42. Then do it.

:P

[texas1928]

43. Nah I am no the one who has to do the dare.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

46. Well, then post it in here.

Worst case it helps to get this thread locked faster. :P

[texas1928]

50. Just post....

I FARTED SO HARD I BLEW OUT AN O Ring. In the title. and it will be shut down in a heart beat.

[RevolutionaryActs]

59. But this one is more.. um.. delicate?

:rofl:

[texas1928]

62. But you are supposed to post something that will definitely get locked.

That will get locked.

[RevolutionaryActs]

64. And this wont?

Awww :evilfrown:

[texas1928]

66. Has not yet.

it is not naughty enough.

[RevolutionaryActs]

67. I'm working on it.

Kinda... ok mostly I'm just sitting here laughig my head off. :rofl:

[idgiehkt]

49. you need to make it a naked three-way match in the Cracker barrel parking

lot.

and maybe with dessert at Olive Garden.

Yeah.

During the primaries. And Joe Lieberman can be a referee or something.

[RevolutionaryActs]

55. Ok, who's going to be the third person then?

I need volunteers here.

[idgiehkt]

58. It takes a penis to get a thread locked, sometimes.

I don't have one...not even a snap-on

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

61. oh my

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[idgiehkt]

72. Just post another thread asking for a locking penis.

those replies would be very interesting.

[Briarius]

71. 'scuse me while I whip this out

:rofl:

[idgiehkt]

80. careful with that thing

:rofl:

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[Briarius]

82. where does a nice girl like you

get all these naughty smilies?

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[Briarius]

84. wow!

who knew the tubes were so dirty?


:evilgrin:

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[Briarius]

86. so this is all some innocent google search gone wrong?

right?

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[idgiehkt]

88. *cough*

I think we have a volunteer for your thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5690962#5695880

[RevolutionaryActs]

92. HOLY SHIT!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :spray:

[idgiehkt]

96. you know what they say

ask and ye shall receive. And a swashbuckler, too.

:rofl:

[Briarius]

95. Ok, I give up

I don't think you're going to get it locked...

[RevolutionaryActs]

98. I don't either.

It's because I apparently have magical powers. :7

[Briarius]

108. nah, this hasn't been that naughty

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

109. Noooo. I have magical powers.

*pout*

[Briarius]

111. no pouting

or you'll have to be punished...

[RevolutionaryActs]

113. Oooh, how so?

*pouts*

[Briarius]

118. something like this maybe...

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[Briarius]

125. be careful what you wish for

I've got a strong arm :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

126. Aye, papi

:evilgrin:

[Briarius]

127. wouldn't want to blemish your fair skin

just enough for you to feel it...

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[Briarius]

131. Nothing more fun than rough!

what fun is a ride if you don't have to hold on, right?

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[Briarius]

138. that explains the footprints on the celing and dash*

:P







*true story

[RevolutionaryActs]

139. HAHAHA!

:rofl:

[Briarius]

141. yea, luckily no one noticed

:evilgrin:


oh, and it's late here, so I'm giving up and going to bed :(

[RevolutionaryActs]

143. Goodnight!

Thanks for all the help, it was fun. :7

[Briarius]

145. night

any time I can lend a hand, let me know ;)

[idgiehkt]

99. we're trying

HARD.

I may have to whip out my full frontal of Heath Ledger pretty soon, lol...

[RevolutionaryActs]

101. What now?

Why wait... really? :7

[idgiehkt]

103. I think I'd get tombstoned.

that's a little more than a locked thread. Plus he's flaccid and flapping in the breeze...I think this is some reverse psychology the mods are using on you...

[RevolutionaryActs]

106. What is it from?

That's what I want to know. :o

[idgiehkt]

110. a cell phone pic

during the filming of Brokeback Mountain. I don't know if he did the full frontal in that movie or not. I might lose all my queer cred saying this, but I don't do livestock movies 'cause they make me sad, so I haven't seen Brokeback yet.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

144. It's a good movie. Sad though.

I actually scored one of the Academy copies, so I've had it since it was in theatres.

[Briarius]

105. let me know when you do

:evilgrin:

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[bridgit]

52. geawd i'm serious not ANOTHER haruka3_2000 thread...

[idgiehkt]

56. she's a hot property

the line forms at the rear.

(figuratively, that is)

[bridgit]

65. ya'think...

sometimes i think it's more like 'tickle me elmo', you see the ad virtually everywhere :shrug:

[idgiehkt]

70. maybe it's 'lickle me some haruka' or something.

I'm way at the back of the line, because I'm late to the game. I just sit on the sidelines and dream.

[bridgit]

75. who can say for sure, darlin...

:hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

73. sometimes...

even I'm embarassed by all of this.

[idgiehkt]

76. don't be

you earned it...just by virtue of all that sparring you've done.

sit back and enjoy it.

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[RevolutionaryActs]

74. Whips?

Oooh papi

:evilgrin:

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[RevolutionaryActs]

79. HAHA!

And orgy of corn flaked goodness. :rofl:

[texas1928]

90. This kind.

[RevolutionaryActs]

89. I've figured it out.

I can't get a locked thread! That's what it is. :woohoo:

[texas1928]

91. I told you how.

Just DO IT!!!!!

[RevolutionaryActs]

93. No, it's icky.

:(



Besides, I like my power. :P

[texas1928]

94. SIGH

It will be over in just a minute. It will be locked and over. It is painless.

[RevolutionaryActs]

97. This isn't painful

This is highly amusing. :D

[texas1928]

114. Well what ever makes you happy.

do you feel better?

[RevolutionaryActs]

117. I do.

:P

[Jamastiene]

100. I'll run around naked screaming, "Math math, it makes me crazy."

:woohoo:

STREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've studies calculus so hard tonight that I don't know what to do with myself. That's funny because before I started, I knew exactly what I planned to do with myself before I dropped off to sleep still sorta biting my bottom lip a little. :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

102. Don't bit your bottom lip.

I'll do it for you. ;)

[Jamastiene]

112. Aaahh, that's it.

Too bad I can't get a job as a full time jane. Oops, I think the pay goes the other way around for that, doesn't it?

:evilgrin:

:toast:

[RevolutionaryActs]

115. You could become a pimp, and do quality controll...

:evilgrin:

[Jamastiene]

119. Make sure the merchandise is

top quality. Oh yeah, I'd love that job.

[RevolutionaryActs]

122. Exactly.

It's a job to be desired. Making sure the honey is sweet, so to speak.

[Jamastiene]

133. I'd like to milk 'em, I mean, milk it for all it was

worth too. :evilgrin:

[idgiehkt]

136. jama is on the scene, lol

this thread may just get locked after all,

:yourock:

[Jamastiene]

152. I am beginning to wonder. I've been licking and milking

and talking about one eyed willie spitting. The mods are going to shit when they see this thread.

Btw, I've heard it's best to wear goggles when playing with willie. :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

155. Did see a thread got locked not that long ago...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5695946


and this one is still standing? I stand by my statement that I have magical powers. :7

[idgiehkt]

107. I know what to do with you

:evilgrin:

just kidding. you can answer my pm...but I bet you are way too brain-dead to get into deep philosophical discussions right now, lol.

[Jamastiene]

116. Yeah, I read your pm, but wanted to think a little first.

But my brain wasn't cooperating. I gotta go to school in the morning, but my aunt is still in the toilette getting all her shit together so she can lay down. I figured I'd unwind a bit. I've been going since 6:30 this morning and still I'm not sure if I got many of those calculus answers written out right. I know I understand somewhat better, but I'm still so lost. :shrug:

The quick answer is that I had heard of emo but thought it was a person, so I don't know what else to say except, duh? I'm giddy. Pardon me tonight. My brain is already in bed. It went without me. I think it gave me the bird on the way too. :evilgrin:

[idgiehkt]

123. lol

not the 'emo' pm, the one before that where I ask about all the hard penises and the sex webcam sites and the perviness.

you know, that one...

:rofl:

if I were studying calculus that is all I would be able to focus on. don't worry about my pm, just answer when you can. There is no way I could ever take calculus. You must be really smart.

[Jamastiene]

132. I ain't so sure if I am smart.

I voluntarily took the class. I must be a glutton for punishment.

Hehe, I remember that one. It don't get much more perverted than a good ol' unmoderated sex thread in the lounge. :evilgrin:

[idgiehkt]

134. yes it does.

but like I said, we don't have a webcam...

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

137. Now that would get a lock.

:o

[idgiehkt]

140. it might be worth a lick, er, I mean lock

yes, I think so.

Man it feels like it's been forever since I've been perverted in public like this. Hmmm.

[RevolutionaryActs]

142. defiantly worth a....

[graywarrior]

146. Lick this

[RevolutionaryActs]

148. Looks like Lukas is ready, if you're willing.

:evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

150. I've turned my will over to his

[RevolutionaryActs]

153. Although, he does expect something in return...

[graywarrior]

158. It's getting closer.

[RevolutionaryActs]

160. You've perked his curiosirty...

and his.. uh appetite.

[graywarrior]

164. I'd rather hump his leg

[RevolutionaryActs]

166. Are sure that's the only part you want to hump?

[graywarrior]

I like working my way up

[RevolutionaryActs]

168. You made him blush...

[graywarrior]

171. Bet he made all the girls cry in HS

[RevolutionaryActs]

175. That is too cute!

[graywarrior]

177. Groan, groan...yes yes YES!!!!

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[graywarrior]

179. I'm doing an interesting yoga pose to this.

Can you guess?

[RevolutionaryActs]

183. Stop, you're making Lukas blush...

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

184. He digs it. He an ANIMAL!

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[graywarrior]

189. This thread is not locking.

We need more

[RevolutionaryActs]

190. We need some toby/lukas action...

Mmmhmmm

[graywarrior]

191. Hope Mark Foley doesn't see that.

[RevolutionaryActs]

192. Nahh, they're too old for him.

[graywarrior]

193. Maybe....

[RevolutionaryActs]

195. Lukas is getting ready for your date.

Gotta make sure he looks his best for you

[graywarrior]

197. He needed get dressed.

rowwrrrrrr

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[graywarrior]

199. Not buffed enough. But I like em skinny and frail.

[RevolutionaryActs]

200. who cares?

take it off beotch ;)

[graywarrior]

202. An altar boy....turned into the Tasmanian Devil

[Jamastiene]

147. That reminds me.

Anybody seen BuffyTheFundySlayer lately? I haven't seen her in a while now.

[RevolutionaryActs]

149. I saw her not that long ago.

I don't remember what thread, but I did see her.

[idgiehkt]

151. nope

maybe she and Forrest Gump have run off together, lol.

[Jamastiene]

154. Cum to think of it, I haven't seen him either lately.

That misspelling oughta get Rev's wish granted. :rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

156. oh cum (on me) it's going to take more than that.

:hide:

[Jamastiene]

162. I wish I had more time to stay up...

I might try to upload a nice nice picture of a nekked woman splayed out on a bed with her legs spread apart so relaxed looking. I love that picture. I call it my pillow picture. :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

165. That sure would cum in handy about now...

*cough*

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

157. I saw her this morning.

[idgiehkt]

169. here,

or in person?

:evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

172. Here.

Geez...I don't go apple picking with every lesbian DUer.

[idgiehkt]

173. just kidding

I didn't mean to imply that. She would have been the only one, to my knowledge anyway, since I'm generally clueless about what is going on around me most of the time.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

185. Don't worry. I was just joking around.

Priyanka and I are legitimately going apple picking though.

[texas1928]

159. How much of a banana can you eat at one time.

:P


See if that helps.

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[texas1928]

163. Only half.

That ain't enough.

[Jamastiene]

167. There was a man from Nantucket, who had a

banana that looked like this so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin,
"There's a pussy in my ear and at night I can fuck it."

There, that oughta do it.

[RevolutionaryActs]

170. If you're going to do it, do it right...

There once was a man from Nantucket
With a dick so long he could suck it
We said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."



I said the bad word. That should do it.

[Jamastiene]

174. You really must have special powers.

How about swinging some of that over this way so I can win the lottery and stay on DU forever. That'd be the life, I could wake up eat, play around on the computer, nap, eat some more, play around on the computer...I don't need billions, just enough so I could pay off the place and be done with the morning hours at school. That'd be enough. Please. :loveya:

[RevolutionaryActs]

176. I'll rub you how ever you want...

:evilgrin:

[Jamastiene]

181. I can think of many many ways I'd like you to rub me.

Form head to toe with lots of places in between...
:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

187. wait for me a minute, I'm cumming...

:evilgrin:









is this thing ever going to get locked? :shrug:

[texas1928]

180. This might help.

[RetroLounge]

182. "if it ends in my first lesbian.... experience"

First? Who are you trying to kid?

:evilgrin:

RL

[RevolutionaryActs]

186. My first hardcore lesbian experience?

:shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

194. Define hardcore.

What is your previous lesbian experience?

[RevolutionaryActs]

196. Despite what RL thinks... nothing.

Ok, that's not true. I kissed my old friend in front of her guy friends once, but it wasn't very exciting. We just wanted to rile them up.

[graywarrior]

201. Lock this damn thread so I can get some sleep!

[RevolutionaryActs]

204. It's going to happen.

This is going to get more replies than my "Dupe" thread did. :rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

203. Over 200 posts later and still no lock.

I really wish I could stay up and continue this orgy of fun, but I must go to bed. Hopefully this bitch is locked by morning. :rofl:

[graywarrior]

205. We're on ignore by the entire DU force.

[RevolutionaryActs]

206. OMG! that's it!

I didn't know mods could put people on ignore. :cry:

[graywarrior]

207. If they didn't before, they're doing it now.

We've made anyone here so sick of us. But I still wuv you. And with that, I am off to dream land...

[RevolutionaryActs]

208. I wuv you too!

:loveya:


I wish you raunchy sweet Lukas filled dream! :loveya: :hug:

[graywarrior]

209. Nice. Happy Toby land to you too!

[Call Me Wesley]

210. Locking.

Happy now?



Respectfully submitted,

Call Me Wesley
DU Moderator