Neil Armstrong should have said...

[texas1928]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT'S THAT?!?!?!?" and then cut the mike.

[evirus]

1. one of the reasone you and me....

would never be in the space program... we are just not serious enough.

[texas1928]

2. It would have been classic.

It would have gone down as the best gag for the ages.

[evirus]

3. even better....

put seemingly alien foot prints on the lunar soil, that would baffle nasa for years, then as the ultimate joke Armstrong would say on his death bed "gotcha!"

[texas1928]

5. They should have taken some gel that looked like the blob.

and smeared it so it looked like giant snail trails.

[yurbud]

19. yeah, what would fart-lighting look like in zero g?

Houston, evirus has just eaten the refried beans and is beginning to form the fart gasses in his lower intestine.


My lighter is in position and lit...

He's scrunching his face...

Houston, we have ignition! Oh, it was a beautiful fireball, it even burned off my eyebrows. Hold on, I got a burning dingleberry on my shirt.

[texas1928]

24. I wonder if you fart in zero gravity

Does it propel you along?

[qnr]

4. A true laugh-out-loud moment just occurred, thanks heheh n/t

[texas1928]

6. you are welcome

glad I could help.


:hi:

[Conan_The_Barbarian]

7. Best Laugh of the night!

Nt

[texas1928]

13. Thank you.

[mduffy31]

8. Listening to a little Izzard are we?

[texas1928]

14. Nah I heard that on the HBO Series "From the Earth to the Moon"

It was hilarious.

[Shakespeare]

15. LOL--that was my first thought, too.

"IT'S ALL STICKY!"

[mduffy31]

16. With Michael Collins orbiting above

Trying to figure the whole IRA thing out.

[Shakespeare]

20. And have Buzz Aldrin dress up in a monster suit....

....and demand a ransom ("leave one million...leave TWO million dollars at the Sea of Tranquility...").

[mduffy31]

21. Just reading this

Made me put that DVD in

[Shakespeare]

23. Every day's a better day when you watch a little Eddie. n/t

[mduffy31]

22. Just reading this

Made me put that DVD in

[conscious evolution]

9. his last words on moon

Supposedly,When neil was climbing back into the lunar module for the last time he said"This was for you Mr. Jameson"
Why Did he say that?
Well, the story goes that when he was a kid his neighbors were fighting and he overheard Mrs.jameson yell"I'll give you a blow job when that skinny little brat next door walks on the moon!"

[Richardo]

10. It was 'Mr. Gorsky' and it was a Buddy Hackett joke

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/mrgorsky.htm

[conscious evolution]

12. I thought it was an urban legend

Did not realize it was a Hackett joke.
Figures though.

[johnnie]

11. LOL

Or "Oh man, who didn't clean up after they let the dog out?"

[Crabby Appleton]

17. "This would be a good place for an Olive Garden" nt

[texas1928]

26. "Oh look, McDonald's"

[yurbud]

18. "Houston, something's grabbed my ankle, pulling me down..."

[texas1928]

25. Have the sound of screams and blood gushing and bones being crunched.

That would really have the ground control flipping out.

[kwassa]

27. "This is it? Where's the green cheese?"