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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 11:55 PM
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Neil Armstrong should have said...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT'S THAT?!?!?!?" and then cut the mike.
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evirus Donating Member (782 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 11:57 PM
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1. one of the reasone you and me....
would never be in the space program... we are just not serious enough.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 11:58 PM
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2. It would have been classic.
It would have gone down as the best gag for the ages.
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evirus Donating Member (782 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 12:03 AM
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3. even better....
put seemingly alien foot prints on the lunar soil, that would baffle nasa for years, then as the ultimate joke Armstrong would say on his death bed "gotcha!"
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 12:04 AM
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5. They should have taken some gel that looked like the blob.
and smeared it so it looked like giant snail trails.
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 11:34 AM
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19. yeah, what would fart-lighting look like in zero g?
Houston, evirus has just eaten the refried beans and is beginning to form the fart gasses in his lower intestine.


My lighter is in position and lit...

He's scrunching his face...

Houston, we have ignition! Oh, it was a beautiful fireball, it even burned off my eyebrows. Hold on, I got a burning dingleberry on my shirt.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 01:29 PM
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24. I wonder if you fart in zero gravity
Does it propel you along?
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 12:04 AM
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4. A true laugh-out-loud moment just occurred, thanks heheh n/t
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 12:05 AM
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6. you are welcome
glad I could help.


:hi:
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Conan_The_Barbarian Donating Member (404 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 12:07 AM
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7. Best Laugh of the night!
Nt
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 10:43 AM
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13. Thank you.
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mduffy31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 02:56 AM
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8. Listening to a little Izzard are we?
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 10:43 AM
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14. Nah I heard that on the HBO Series "From the Earth to the Moon"
It was hilarious.
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 11:06 AM
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15. LOL--that was my first thought, too.
"IT'S ALL STICKY!"
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mduffy31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 09:14 PM
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16. With Michael Collins orbiting above
Trying to figure the whole IRA thing out.
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 11:34 AM
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20. And have Buzz Aldrin dress up in a monster suit....
....and demand a ransom ("leave one million...leave TWO million dollars at the Sea of Tranquility...").
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mduffy31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 01:00 PM
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21. Just reading this
Made me put that DVD in
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 01:22 PM
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23. Every day's a better day when you watch a little Eddie. n/t
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mduffy31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 01:00 PM
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22. Just reading this
Made me put that DVD in
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conscious evolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 07:37 AM
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9. his last words on moon
Supposedly,When neil was climbing back into the lunar module for the last time he said"This was for you Mr. Jameson"
Why Did he say that?
Well, the story goes that when he was a kid his neighbors were fighting and he overheard Mrs.jameson yell"I'll give you a blow job when that skinny little brat next door walks on the moon!"
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 07:43 AM
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10. It was 'Mr. Gorsky' and it was a Buddy Hackett joke
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conscious evolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 07:52 AM
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12. I thought it was an urban legend
Did not realize it was a Hackett joke.
Figures though.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 07:45 AM
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11. LOL
Or "Oh man, who didn't clean up after they let the dog out?"
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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 11:28 AM
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17. "This would be a good place for an Olive Garden" nt
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 01:32 PM
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26. "Oh look, McDonald's"
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 11:30 AM
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18. "Houston, something's grabbed my ankle, pulling me down..."
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 01:31 PM
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25. Have the sound of screams and blood gushing and bones being crunched.
That would really have the ground control flipping out.
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 03:09 PM
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27. "This is it? Where's the green cheese?"
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