If you saw someone walking around with their fly unzipped...

[yurbud]

Poll question: If you saw someone walking around with their fly unzipped...

what would you do?

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

1. I would tell them because I would want someone to tell me.

Well then they would be thinking , why was I looking in that area anyway.

[SeattleGirl]

2. I would tell them.

Would try my best not to embarass them, but heck, things like that need to be mentioned.

[qnr]

3. Other. I'd see it and probably not notice. I'm not very interested in

the makeup (or lack thereof) that someone is wearing, their clothes, etc. They could probably be wearing their shirt inside-out and backwards and I wouldn't think twice about it.

[ghostsofgiants]

4. I performed three songs onstage with my fly unzipped a few months back.

Never noticed until afterwards, haha.

[Omphaloskepsis]

6. I would have alerted you..

The alert would have been tossing shot glasses at your genitals. I'm a good friend like that.


edit -- and I saw you ventured into Fuck Bush over on Last.fm. I was about 13 minutes after you. Geez. It is like I follow you all over the internet. WTF?

[ghostsofgiants]

9. Haha, I actually joined that group because I saw it on your page.

[yurbud]

13. I was on the TV news with my fly unzipped in high school

I was in a cadet program and wearing a dark blue uniform too, so the white undies were clearly visible.

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Wait to see

if he sent me an instant message.

[NMMNG]

7. I most likely wouldn't notice

I don't spend much time looking at peoples' crotches.

[Deja Q]

8. If somebody told me, I'd ask them out on a date.

Oi, if they're going to get a free sample, I'd presume they wanna see more! :crazy:

Okay, that's just "bizarre response" mode.

I'd thank them politely, surruptitiously re-zip, and then think of Jim Nabors and Grace Jones together. There. That'll get that embarrassed red color out of my face.

[yurbud]

10. Shazam! You look just like a feller Miss Jones! You sure you don't have a

penis in them metal hotpants?

[LeftyMom]

11. Die laughing.

Immature, but still, it's what I'd do.

[yurbud]

12. reminds me of another option I left off: tell them loudly in an

embarrassing way:

"Boy, you're pretty proud of tha circumcision scar, aren't ya?"

[LeftyMom]

16. I should amend this

Are they hot? Because it's easier to mock the unhot than people I might just want to undress with my teeth later, you know? :D

[yurbud]

22. SNL did a great skit on sexual harrassment like that

an average looking guy asks a co-worker out and gets pepper sprayed. A good-looking guy in BVDs walks up to the same woman, gropes her, and she loves it.

[LeftyMom]

24. Are they boxer briefs? I totally wouldn't complain if they were.

:D

[yurbud]

25. tidy whities

[LeftyMom]

26. I do have some standards.

:rofl:

[yurbud]

28. even with no visible skidmarks or urine stains? Or his name written in

the band by his mom?

[yurbud]

27. you should put a list outside your cubicle of who can and can't honk

your hooters.

Guys are pretty dense. You have to spell it out for us.

[LeftyMom]

30. Oh geez, I haven't had that problem in forever.

Okay, here are the qualifications for groping me:

-Must be at least a 7.5 on a 0-10 scale of attractiveness
-No corpsemuncher smell
-Must sign a release of liability in case that large guy that likes my boobs is irritated

Needless to say I don't get a lot of volunteers. :rofl:

[yurbud]

29. VIDEO: the SNL sexual harrassment training film

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7jbgbMK0vI

[RubyDuby in GA]

14. Tell them. But it's usually my husband doing this, so he doesn't mind

[LSK]

15. it depends if its in the Halls of Congress or not

:D

[yurbud]

17. the appropriate response then: would you like an intern or page?

male or female?

One you can snuff or one you're willing to let live?

[JackBeck]

18. This happened to me last week.

I was at the train station and my fly was unzipped. As we started to get on the train, a woman who was sitting on a bench came up to me and quietly told me of my predicament. I thanked her and that was that. I was a bit embarrassed, but as much as when, after my first day at a new job, when I got home, I realized that I had forgotten to take off the size sticker that runs down a new pair of GAP pants.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

19. I've seen this........

And I find a way to tell the guy discreetly........

It's less embarrassing that way!

I mean, they know we all look anyway........might as well help if it's possible......

:hi:

[LeftyMom]

21. OOoooooooooooooh, Peggy looks at crotches! I'm tellllllllling!

:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

31. LOL!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Orrex]

20. In such a situation, perhaps I should unzip mine

I mean, what if he's on the cusp of a new fashion trend? I don't want to be caught with last year's zipper configuration, do I?

[yurbud]

23. I was going to say that was really stupid until I remember kids pants

hanging half off. I even saw a kid once whose jeans were hanging right BELOW his butt. I don't know how they stayed on.

[anarch]

32. say loudly, "hey buddy, you got a license to sell hot dogs?"

[yurbud]

33. or pencils, as the case may be...

[billyskank]

34. I do that so fucking often

:blush:

I'm not about to commit a sex crime; I'm just a walking shambles is all.

[SOteric]

35. Is this someone I know or a random stranger...?

I'd tell a random stranger, and I'd tell anyone that I liked or knew slightly.

But if it's someone I know who behaves like an ass on a regular basis, I might actually be inclined to let it go. Perhaps even point it out to others and point and mock behind his back. Yeah. I'm a bitch.

:hi:

[idgiehkt]

36. I always tell people this stuff.

because if I was in their shoes I'd want someone to tell me.

[Rabrrrrrr]

37. I'd say "Mr. Foley, the boy's school is on the NEXT street"