Boxers are rather starting to pile up in my bedroom

[Dangerously Amused]

Thread disclaimer: Lame copycat with apologies to Robb, who is not a dingbat, and may or may not wear boxers.

[miss_american_pie]

1. ...

:applause:

[Dangerously Amused]

2. Pie baby!

Good to see ya sista!


:hug:

[WCGreen]

3. Pie and boxers......

Oh me oh mio...

I loves my pie-o...

[Dangerously Amused]

17. MAP in boxers

...is every (straight) red-blooded DU guy's #1 fantasy, I'm betting.


Can't say I blame them.



:7

[miss_american_pie]

26. Hey you

I "heard" that!

:*

[Dangerously Amused]

29. Hee hee.

I stand behind the truth. And let me tell ya guys, it's quite a behind!

[miss_american_pie]

31. omg

:rofl:

[HughBeaumont]

4. Well, it's only bad if they're not yours.

:evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

6. Bad? Honey, no... that's what makes it GOOD.

[billyskank]

5. I wouldn't expect any less, my dear DA

And how come they all forgot to retrieve their underwear?

:hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

9. I think because

...it's like a religious experience for them. They break free from the bonds of underwear and spend the rest of their lives divinely commando.



:7

[billyskank]

10. Homer: "Where are my pants?"

Marge: "You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you were never going to need them again."

:D

[Dangerously Amused]

18. billyskank: "Where are my pants?"

DA: :evilgrin:

[billyskank]

32. well i WAS wondering where they had got to

:D


:loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

34. Well, you know me.

Always trying to liberate your pants.



:patriot:


:loveya:

[BarenakedLady]

7. Mine too!

hmmmmm now if I could only remember whose was whose...

[Dangerously Amused]

13. I know, right?

One loses track after the first several dozen.

[buddhamama]

8. i can only imagine

what it is you're doing to those lucky guys to make them lose their heads and forget their boxers. :think: :D

[Dangerously Amused]

19. It's that one thing you taught me. You know the one.

Yep, that one. Works like a charm!


:woohoo:

[bif]

11. Is Mohammad Ali in there?

[Dangerously Amused]

20. No, but I do believe he left a pair of his boxers behind.

Ah, here they are:

[kay1864]

12. They're in a PILE?

I would think you'd keep them in a scrapbook or something.

"What are all these bound volumes?"

"Oh, that's just my boxer collection..."





Scary thing is, those scrapbook stores probably DO have a scrapbook just for that...

[Dangerously Amused]

21. Scrapbooking them is a good idea.

Indexed by date and rating, maybe.


Otherwise I though I might string them up in the yard like those prayer flags. Be kind of colorful and decorative, don't you think?

[ThomCat]

14. What did you do with the guys who were wearing them?

:9

[Dangerously Amused]

22. I told them that if they REALLY wanted the best

...then they needed to see ThomCat. So they traded me their boxers for your home address. A steady strem of luscious nekikid men should begin arriving at your door any moment now.


Enjoy!

[ThomCat]

25. Damn! I better leave work and go home to meet them!

You're awesome! I love you! I'll tell you how it went after I wear them all out. :P

[xchrom]

15. hmmmmmm...

:evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

23. MMMmmmm hmmmmmm!

:9




You know it!




:7

[undeterred]

16. Oh I thought you meant boxer DOGS

:shrug:

[Dangerously Amused]

24. Those too. Boxes in boxers on boxers.

[undeterred]

27. Looks humilated.

[idgiehkt]

28. that is a sign of things to come.

:rofl:

get it?

things?

to come?

wink wink, nudge nudge...

sorry.

If this is factual you are a lucky girl.

[Dangerously Amused]

30. Hee hee! You big funny!

Good one.


:rofl:


And if it WAS factual I would certainly be taking advantage of my good fortune instead of posting on DU.


Darn it.





Not that I don't enjoy your guyses company, or anything. But you know... a girl has her needs and all...

[idgiehkt]

33. *cough*

very good point.

[Dangerously Amused]

35. Grassy ass.

That's Mexican for "thanks."



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[flvegan]

36. That SO explains why I've been commando all week

I've been leaving them at your house...in your bedroom. Sorry, I'm usually more considerate and tidy than that.

[Dangerously Amused]

37. You know what?

It is sooo not a problem. Really. In fact it's a quirk that is rather endearing.


Please don't stop.

[flvegan]

38. Don't you want to check

to make sure I'm speaking the truth (about being commando, and all).

An extremely attractive woman that is so easily lusted after should never take the statement of a man at face value. I insist.

[Dangerously Amused]

39. Well I don't know about her, but *I* don't believe a word of it!

Get over here, you randy commando candy! It's inspection time, so stand at attention.


This may take all night. I'm verrry thorough.

[flvegan]

40. Standing

at attention now, thank you.

If the mods could read my mind, I'd be banned...DU's "Catcher in the Rye"

[Starbucks Anarchist]

41. I knew I forgot something.

;)

[Dangerously Amused]

42. Hey smiley!

Where ya been man? I've missed you!


:hug:



P.S. Your toothbrush is still here, too.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

43. Finally online.

:hug:

Keep the toothbrush. I'll be back. ;)

[Dangerously Amused]

44. Yaaay to have you online again!

:hug:


Do you like your new place? I mean other than it being small? Is it a good location, and all that?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

45. It's a nice place.

Tiny as hell, but close to the train, which is nice, and in a safe neighborhood.

[GOPisEvil]

46. Ahem...I wear boxer briefs, dear.

So, whose are THOSE?!?!?! :grr:



:7

[Dangerously Amused]

48. Uhm...

Oh, you know....boxers, boxer briefs... whatever. I'm a girl, what do I know about men's underwear? Heh heh. Heh. Not to worry, they're all yours sweetie. Yep. All yours, indeed. Um, have I mentioned that you're looking particularly handsome today? You are, mmmm, just delicious. I don't know how you can expect a girl to keep her hands off you, looking like that. Oh, and guess what? I'm making your favorite supper tonight! Then later I thought we could relax with a few cocktails while I try on my new lingerie for you...

[Robb]

47. I nominate this thread

for most unlikely copycat of the year. :D

And yes, boxers. ;)

[Dangerously Amused]

49. Hey Robb.

You want I should stop over later today and drop off your boxers? That might spice things up a little.




:7





Thanks for being a sport about the copycat.