"It was a dark and sexy night"

[Liberalynn]

I just read that on the back of a Harlequin novel in the store and thought it would be an amusing take on the "dark and stormy night" threads. So maybe we can start a story from here but lets keep it PG13 since we can't have sex threads. :)

It was a dark and sexy night and all the DU Loungers were gathered round the fire waiting for a delivery of....

please continue

[miss_american_pie]

1. marshmallows and graham crackers when...

[Throckmorton]

2. Suddenly a condom flew across the room

[matcom]

3. somewhere in the distance, a taco broke

[sakabatou]

5. The DUers groaned in displeasure...

Taco Bell was on the menu again for dinner.

[xchrom]

4. he stood close -- too close --

i couldn't make out his rugged features in the dark -- but i knew he was grinning...

[schmuls]

6. Two large oak trees just beyond the light of the fire could be

heard rubbing against each other.

[Liberalynn]

7. Someone in the back of the pack screamed!

All the Loungers heads pivoted as if on cue! What was going on? Who had screamed and why? Was it...

[ZombieNixon]

8. matcom...?!

:eyes:

[Liberalynn]

9. Matcom yelled back, "What the herk, Zombie? It wasn't me!

I think it was..."

[Liberalynn]

10. shameless

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