Finish this sentence: If my cat or dog took a dump on George W. Bush...

[Orrex]

[av8rdave]

1. Then GW's stench would be slightly less offensive.

[Orrex]

3. Great minds

My thought was "I would clean the shit off of him to keep it from absorbing the foul smell."

[av8rdave]

4. Well put...

Guess it proves that everything (even the smell of feces) is relative.

[qnr]

2. I'd ensure their shots were up-to-date, after being in such close

proximity.

[Mutley]

5. I would most assuredly Not scoop it.

:D

[caty]

6. I would pet my dog, give him

a treat, and pamper him (even more than he already is) for the rest of his life. I would also have a t-shirt made up that would say, "My dog pooped on dubya"-- or something like that.

[RubyDuby in GA]

7. They each would get extra treats from me.

[huskerlaw]

8. Do you mean before or after

I quit laughing hysterically?

Cuz really, that could last a while...

[schmuls]

9. I'd be at his beck and call for life!

[Orrex]

10. Those are all excellent responses!

Of course, we all have to accept that our beloved animals would be labeled "enemy combatants" and secretly whisked away to some pro-torture nation...

[qnr]

11. Not necessarily, he might consider it a compliment. We know many

Republicans like to wallow in the filth.

[Orrex]

12. "Plead the filth," so to speak

Besides which, we'd get to see once and for all if Bush knows shit from shinola.

[qnr]

13. Yes, that's another good point. n/t

[huskerlaw]

15. A pro-torture nation?

I don't think he'd have to ship them anywhere to find that. x(

[Orrex]

16. Sad, but true

Make that "a pro-torture nation that permits Bush to retain plausible deniability."

[Arugula Latte]

14. I'd encourage them to get rid of any other bodily substances they have

stored up -- urine, vomit, hairballs, what have you...Pile it on that piece of excrement Bush.

[schmuls]

17. I'd encourage them both to piss on him too!

[Kat45]

18. I'd say "Good dog!" or "Good kitty!"

:D

[rug]

19. The shit would jump off.

[LeFleur1]

20. Shit on Bush

My Kitty would get a medal of honor and her picture taken, and she would be awarded a Republican purple heart bandaid by Swartznegger, which would be attached to her tail with great care. She would wear it until the Republicans are voted out of office and sane people are elected. She would be Kitty of the Week in the Anaheim newspaper, even if I had to buy an ad myself.

[Haole Girl]

21. nobody could tell the difference, because he already smells...

..of B.S.!

[NMMNG]

22. I'd buy him the biggest bag of cat treats he'd ever seen

Goooood kitty! :rofl:

[gr8dane_daddy]

23. I would tell my doggie to not waste the fertilizer on that bush...

it ain't ever gonna produce anything.

[bertha katzenengel]

24. I would let him shit wherever he wanted to for the rest of his life. N/T