Who wants to join my *cult*?

[datasuspect]

prequisites:

fondness for "fine corinthian leather."

adherence to the dietary restrictions imposed by pythagoras.

belief, in accordance with thales of miletus, that water is the first constitutive principle (element) and that "there are gods in everything."

if you have a car, you must lock your car doors whenever you pass pasty republican type pedestrians.

must listen to at least three tracks from "frampton comes alive" on a daily basis.



indoctrination:

you must watch these films everyday for the next month:

"the panic in needle park"
"bad lieutenant"
"le planete sauvage"

you must read any standard biography of david bowie.

you must pledge to immerse yourself in all forms of advertising and search for the hidden meanings.

if you find pics/vids of any of the following, you MUST email them to me immediately:

chicago television programming from the 70s from the following channels--wfld channel 32, wsns channel 44, wgn channel 9.

any photographic evidence of the ways in which clerical work was conducted in the united states between the years 1897 and 1979.

UNIQUE business forms from the same time period.

any pics/vids of james brown/old soul train.

any pics of anthropomorphic vegetables, non-human primates (monkeys dressed in people clothes)



you must abide by the following:

do not follow daylight savings time.

give any extra money/foodstuffs/valuables to your nearest homeless population.

be as st. francis of assisi and love all the animals.

adopt a squirrel family (the secrets of becoming a "squirrel whisperer" will not be revealed to initiates unless they first internalize the "73 Platitudes").

[qnr]

1. Wow, I don't qualify on almost any of those. But I do offer you this:

[datasuspect]

4. come on

the guys all get spiffy "official bikini inspector" t-shirts and ball caps!

the gals all get spiffy "datasuspect is love, baby!" t-shirts and ball caps!

[qnr]

8. OK, if it's a matter of ignoring rules & requirements, then I'm all for it

--- count me in!

[BarenakedLady]

2. You had me at *cult*

:evilgrin:

[datasuspect]

3. i christen thee

bloodmistress of the sacred altar of abe vigoda.

[BarenakedLady]

5. All hail Fish!

amen

:headbang:

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. That's an enormous number of requirements.

Join my occult instead.

[datasuspect]

9. i brought a covered dish

[reyd reid reed]

7. I'd join...

but first I need to know what a pythagora is. I'll eat just about anything...but there are limits.

:scared:

[datasuspect]

10. pythagoras

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pythagoras


it is important to remember the most important of the restrictions: not to eat beans or the heart of the sea anemone.

further we will hold the other restriction against irrational numbers as well.