16 questions to answer RIGHT NOW

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01. How are you appearing right now?
02. What are you bearing right now?
03. What are you clearing right now?
04. Who are you endearing right now?
05. What are you fearing right now?
06. What are you gearing right now?
07. What are you hearing right now?
08. What are you nearing right now?
09. What are you rearing right now?
10. What are you searing right now?
11. What are you shearing right now?
12. What are you smearing right now?
13. What are you spearing right now?
14. What are you swearing right now?
15. What are you tearing right now?
16. What are you wearing right now?

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[Mutley]

1. I've given it a shot.

01. How are you appearing right now? Intent in front of a computer.
02. What are you bearing right now? The weight of all my responsibilities.
03. What are you clearing right now? My nose. Allergies. Blech.
04. Who are you endearing right now? People... 'n' stuff.
05. What are you fearing right now? The future.
06. What are you gearing right now? Nothin'.
07. What are you hearing right now? Some woman's annoying ringtone.
08. What are you nearing right now? 27
09. What are you rearing right now? A dog?
10. What are you searing right now? Nothin'.
11. What are you shearing right now? Again, nothin'.
12. What are you smearing right now? Chapstick.
13. What are you spearing right now? "Don't spear me!!"
14. What are you swearing right now? Fuck.
15. What are you tearing right now? My hair out.
16. What are you wearing right now? Jeans and a "Seacrets" sweatshirt.

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2. pretty good answers

[Mutley]

4. Especially "Don't spear me!!"

That one was very well thought out and insightful.

:thumbsup:

[Deja Q]

3. You forgot #17:

Who are you smearing right now?

:rofl:

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5. Well, that could have been dealt with in #12

[RedStateShame]

6. Answers

01. How are you appearing right now? Scruffy, and hung over.
02. What are you bearing right now? A disdain for office drudgery.
03. What are you clearing right now? My plans.
04. Who are you endearing right now? My girlfriend.
05. What are you fearing right now? Death.
06. What are you gearing right now? Toward inevitable disappointment.
07. What are you hearing right now? Stock news assholes blabber on and on.
08. What are you nearing right now? 30.
09. What are you rearing right now? One cat.
10. What are you searing right now? My grilled cheese sandwich...crap, I forgot to butter the bread!
11. What are you shearing right now? Nothing.
12. What are you smearing right now? Drool on the roof of my mouth.
13. What are you spearing right now? My finger with a pen.
14. What are you swearing right now? My goddamned luck.
15. What are you tearing right now? You away from more important concerns.
16. What are you wearing right now? t-shirt and jeans, work clothes.