What would your add in the Personals say?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

(the singles group gave me the idea)

so answer some of the questions that personal ads ask..

Why You Should Get to Know Me

More About What I Am Looking For

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. My personal add?

Why yes, I do actually have attention deficient disorder.

:P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. that is badly worded..you are right

[ZombieNixon]

2. Hmm...

Why You Should Get to Know Me: You shouldn't. I'm really ugly and eat paste. I am a Freeper.

More About What I Am Looking For: A really ugly paste-eating Freeper.

:P :hide:

[ohiosmith]

4. WM into Self Flagellation, Water Sports, Furrie Games, Oral Surgery and .

and Latex. No weirdos need apply.

[madinmaryland]

5. I use a calculator to add..

:evilgrin:

[_testify_]

6. Must not be claustrophobic. No immediate family a plus.

[Cannikin]

7. "On the rebound from a LTR. Avoid at all costs"

:(

[Kutjara]

8. Here's mine.

I'm a tortured soul with no discernable sense of humour and an innate distrust of happiness. My career is as unfulfilling as it is underpaid, but I'm not so deluded that I think another occupation would be any less dire, so I'm resigned to a life of thankless servitude. Equally scornful of film, music, art, theatre, opera, ballet and all the other empty pretension that humanity insists on producing because it simply can't sit still and shut up, I occupy my non-working hours with ennui and vague longing. A social drinker in the sense that, without drink, I can't be bothered to be sociable, I consider parties a foretaste of Hell. Close friends are, for me, those who respect me enough to leave me alone. Finally, I detest long walks, sport, puppies and kittens, roaring fires, candlelit dinners, beaches, moonlight, balmy afternoons and scintillating conversation with an intensity that sometimes frightens even me.

If you are the kind of bright and bubbly woman that has a brilliant career, speaks eight languages, has an enormous number of astonishingly close friends and plays flugelhorn to international concert standard, then please don't ruin my day by getting in touch. On the other hand, if you're the sort of person that regards life as a faintly annoying prelude to eternal oblivion, you've got nothing to lose by dropping me a line. At worst, I can help make the interminable wait marginally less tedious (though perhaps no more pleasant). I also faithfully promise not to burden you with emotional availability, good manners, simple human decency, commitment, support or personal maturity of any kind.

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There! With a profile like that, I'll have to beat the wenches off with a shitty stick.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. i would reply to that...its clever

[taterguy]

10. I mentioned my furniture moving skills

I also mentioned my very large collection of books and CDs. I said that I was into hiking, biking, canoeing and that I was interested in meeting someone that wanted to share those things.

It worked.

I remembered to take my ad down a day or two before my marriage

[Crabby Appleton]

11. looking for a tall dark stranger?

I'm tall, dark, and couldn't be stranger.