Okay...I challenge y'all

[reyd reid reed]

How many posts to lock this thread?

Do it.

[ZombieNixon]

1. One.

Whichever one ends up locking it. :evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

4. Oh, sheesh

That ain't gonna do it and you Know it.

C'mon...you can do better'n' that.

I've seen it.

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

12. I will have you know...

that even my most risque threadjacks have never been responsible for a thread lock. O8) :P

[reyd reid reed]

15. Well damn...

where's the fun in that?

[LadyoftheRabbits]

16. Wait...

Is that true? Or... *blonde* :P :crazy:

[ZombieNixon]

24. As far as I can remember.

I did start one highly deliberate sex thread (titled "SEX THREAD!!!") once, but it was others who got it locked. :P

[LadyoftheRabbits]

27. Interesting...

;) :loveya:

[lizziegrace]

2. Come on people. I know you can do this!

:evilgrin:
















Okay, *I* can't do this, but there are others and I have faith in you. :)

[reyd reid reed]

6. Oh, I'll bet you could if you put your mind to it

:evilgrin:

[TOhioLiberal]

3. Farts and sex...

that should do it...

[reyd reid reed]

8. Nah...

You'd have to carry on a lengthy discussion of farts during sex and whether they detract from the overall experience.

[TOhioLiberal]

10. Oh, of course...

...how silly of me. :7

[ForrestGump]

14. You people are disturbed

...and give me the excuse to finally use this smiley:



:P

[reyd reid reed]

19. Glad I could be of service...

Always happy to lend a *ahem* hand.

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

61. Thre's something about you...

I can't quite put my finger on it. :shrug:

[reyd reid reed]

64. Oh,

but I wish you would.

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

73. And here I face the eternal dilemma:

to (go beyond mere locking and) be tombstoned or to (behave myself and) not be tombstoned.

That is the question. :D

[reyd reid reed]

91. Ooooooh.....

What could possibly go beyond the lock and into tombstone country? You must bear in mind that I'm still a novice here...innocent and chaste.

O8)


ah, hell...

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

105. I was buying that whole "innocent and chaste" thing, too.

You little devil. :D

[reyd reid reed]

110. Yeah?

Well, hell...in that case, I've got some lovely beachfront property up at the summit of Pikes Peak that I'll let you have for a song...

As long as it's a purty one that makes me go all weak in the knees and melty and...

:loveya:

And then we can really barter.

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

166. A song?

I'm starting to feel like I'm in an Elvis movie. :D


The bad news about that is that, in about twelve minutes of screen time, some bozo's inevitably going to start a fight with me. :-(

Here's one that I hope at least contributes to some degree of patellar instability:

Forrest, the Love God

All right....now you've got to let me see that peak property. Consider yourself pure and chased! :evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

169. Ooooh...

Do I have to run fast? I wouldn't want anyone to get winded, after all.

There are better ways of accomplishing that.

:evilgrin:

[lizziegrace]

65. You could

if you wanted to. :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

80. It's a conspiracy.

You two are trying to make me tombstone myself, right?




Either that or we have the makings of a very interesting night... :D

[lizziegrace]

89. Either

or
or both.

Trying to get the thread locked.

How bout some Elvis for us??

[ForrestGump]

108. You mean, it could go both ways?

:o

Well, I never.

Not yet, anyway. :D

Hmmm...I don't know what Elvis could do to help lock the thread more expeditiously, but I'll post whatever you want. :headbang:

[RevCheesehead]

5. You need somethin' catchy, like "Which DUer do you wanna fuck?"

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

11. That might do it...

'Fuck' as an expletive doesn't make anyone bat an eye.

'Fuck' as a concept or, even better, as an activity -- those mods snap to really quick.

Another possibility: 'Give us an intimate detail about a DUer and see if we can guess who it is'

That might get a lock on pure flammability.

[RevCheesehead]

20. OK, I'll give it a go...

There are sooooo many exceptionally fine men here, I'd have a hard difficult time choosing just one.

But Dayum!! :9

[ForrestGump]

21. Do we have to

pick just one? :o

[RevCheesehead]

23. Of course not!

And just for asking the question, you've moved to the top of the list!

:loveya:

[ForrestGump]

63. But I really don't prefer being on top

of the list. :D

[RevCheesehead]

70. Look at it this way, Mr. Gumpley,

You would be the standard by which all others are judged. ;)

[ForrestGump]

84. ...and found

wanting, of course..... :D









</egomania>

[RevCheesehead]

88. Awww....

Stop selling me short! :cry:

[ForrestGump]

98. Other males, I mean. Wimmens are a whole other story.

:D

What I am usually found wanting is not suitable even for this thread. :o

[reyd reid reed]

Perhaps you'd prefer...

to be the cherry on top?

[ForrestGump]

90. I'm not really too fond of cherries

You can have mine, if you want.

[reyd reid reed]

93. Well...

I'd hate to be greedy...but if you insist...

[ForrestGump]

103. It's very nutritionally sound, I'm sure

[reyd reid reed]

117. Of course...

Part of your basic four.

*ahem*

[lizziegrace]

7. which DUer do you want to see naked

:shrug:

[reyd reid reed]

13. There are a few that are on my short list

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. Can we please not use 'short' and 'naked'

in the same breath?

:eyes:

[RevCheesehead]

26. oh, the possibilities.....

Nah, never mind.
I'm too nice. O8)

[lizziegrace]

29. Yeah right Rev...

:evilgrin:

don't pull that O8) card on us. :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. Yeah, nice

Just a minute ago, you posed the question, "Which DUers do you wanna fuck?"




Nice. Uh-huh.

:eyes:

[RevCheesehead]

34. That was a "for example," editor.

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

51. Hey, if you write

"For example, 'Which DUer do you wanna fuck?'" in my paper, it's gettin' cut.



And that's to say nothing of what'll happen to you.



:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

54. ....

:woohoo:

[Oeditpus Rex]

59. Oh, I'll make you Think 'woohoo'

But when I move you to the night cops beat, you'll wish you'd gotten the "fuck" outa there.






Goddam lib'rul media...

[RevCheesehead]

62. Well, OK....

but you have to let me play "Investigative Reporter" in your office. ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

68. Whadya wanna investigate?

Graft? Corruption? Scandal?

:shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

71. Whatever you're hiding.

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

79. I'm hiding nothing

Well... except...

[RevCheesehead]

83. uh-huh.

:7

[Oeditpus Rex]

111. Well, You wanna be the investigative reporter

So, start uncovering things investigating.

[lizziegrace]

118. I'm not into investigating

I'm more into research.

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

126. Research is a huge part

of investigative reporting.



Now, get to work!

[lizziegrace]

127. I need a topic

and material...

Theories must be proved. Over and over until there's no doubt. All in a day's work. :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

131. Investigative reporters dig up their Own topics

Why don'cha start in Washington, D.C.? They might have a couple.

[lizziegrace]

133. Nah, I'd like to research more familiar subjects

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

148. Got anything in mind?

:shrug:

[lizziegrace]

I'm looking for a willing test subject. Know anyone?

:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

161. I thought you went to bed.

I know, I know.... you're working on it. :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

164. Do they have to be in Canada?

:shrug:

[reyd reid reed]

28. LOLOL!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Okay...We could eliminate size references entirely. After all, it's not the size that matters, it's the content. Therefore...DUers I'd like to see naked:

1. ...

Oh. Wait.

That might be considered indelicate.

:blush:

[lizziegrace]

30. Well, there is the issue of

cold and shrinkage and the conversion rates when you go to Canada. :shrug:

[lizziegrace]

36. I have a list

and the word short isn't even mentioned! :7

[RevCheesehead]

38. I can categorize mine geographically.

:evilgrin:

[lizziegrace]

40. Let's start with the upper Midwest

Shall we? :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

43. Well, Retro's always a given for me.

He made me fall in love with Oostburg. :loveya:

[lizziegrace]

48. I think there's a line for RL

And his hottub.

[reyd reid reed]

66. Only one?

I can think of a few lines for Retro...


:evilgrin:

[lizziegrace]

77. Let's move to the West Coast

Who's on your lists?

Hmmmm?

[RevCheesehead]

78. Duh.

:eyes:

[lizziegrace]

94. Duh?

Please be more specific with your fantasies or we'll never get this thread locked and make the boys :blush:

;)

[RevCheesehead]

99. Oh, he *knows* who he is.

And I'm sure he's reading this right now. ;)

[reyd reid reed]

97. Hmmmmmmm

:evilgrin:

[lizziegrace]

100. Unless what you're thinking doesn't make it to a post

it's of no use to us here.

Spill it sister. :)

[Kutjara]

9. Claim one of the mods has a particularly nasty....

...STD? That should do it (especially if it's true).

[BreweryYardRat]

17. Okay, time to roll out the old 7.5" x 2".

======================))))
======================))))))
======================))))))
======================))))

Edit: Man, it's hard to draw a dong with ASCII characters, but I don't have any photos.

[LynzM]

41. LMAO

:rofl:

[BreweryYardRat]

52. You know what the sad thing is? I STILL can't get laid.

Might as well be a monk.

[LynzM]

69. Bummer, dude.

That sucks. Or doesn't, actually. :evilfrown:

[BreweryYardRat]

Yeah. Having no social skills (in person) is a bitch.

Last time I got laid (see downthread) was in April.

[ruiner4u]

22. im sure i could get this thread locked...

heh... :)

[reyd reid reed]

32. Go for it...

We've got a bunch of brand-spankin' new mods with itchy locking fingers who are just DYING for the justification...

They're prolly practicing up on their technique right now...

[Name removed]

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[Name removed]

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[ZombieNixon]

115. What?

I've had great sex at 5 in the morning. :evilgrin:

[BreweryYardRat]

Not when you're dead tired from being up since 8 in the morning yesterday

I hadn't had coffee, No-Doz, or any stimulants.

[ZombieNixon]

143. Actually...

at the time I had just pulled an all-nighter finishing a final project and taken a three hour train trip (and then been up for the next 10 hours)...so a good 30+ hours without sleep. I don't know what the deal was, but I just wasn't tired. :shrug: :evilgrin:

[BreweryYardRat]

147. Bastard. ;-)

Then again, karma should reward for my suffering now with a hot girlfriend in the future.

[ZombieNixon]

151. Oh, it will.

It rewarded me. ;)

[BreweryYardRat]

153. Good. Glad to hear it works.

[unsavedtrash]

25. I'll think about it after I pee.

:hide:

[lizziegrace]

33. And complain when others want to carry on a conversation

while you're trying to pee. :)

[Left Is Write]

35. I don't know, but I can Name That Tune in two notes.

Unless Kathie Lee is singing.

[lizziegrace]

39. Hey Rev!

[RevCheesehead]

42. Now we're talking!!

:bounce::bounce: :woohoo: :9 :loveya: :bounce::bounce:


:rofl:

[lizziegrace]

44. I knew that'd get you

Now where are the cans of whipped cream?

[RevCheesehead]

45. Hell, where's WC when you need him?

:rofl:

[reyd reid reed]

47. He busy with the Hersheys, maybe...

lucky stiff.

O8)

[RevCheesehead]

49. Don't you mean "Licky stuff"?

;)

[lizziegrace]

55. OMG

:rofl:

[reyd reid reed]

58. Heee

That, too.

Lucky, licky, sticky stiff.

[RevCheesehead]

75. Don't forget the "stuff."

Cuz if you don't stuff it, it's all for naught. ;)

[reyd reid reed]

101. Hmmmmm

Not necessary...you can have lots of fun with the chocolate and cream. The rest of the *ahem* stuff is almost...almost...


Oh.

:blush:

*ahem*

[RevCheesehead]

102. Don't hold back.

You're destroying the challenge.

[LadyoftheRabbits]

46. MOTHER!

...

Nah, carry on. This is funny. :popcorn:

[RevCheesehead]

50. ROFLMAO!

:rofl:

[lizziegrace]

53. You never call me MOTHER

:shrug:

I must really be in trouble. :cry:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

60. *snort*

:P :hug:

[BreweryYardRat]

109. How 'bout I get her to call me DADDY?

:evilgrin:

You'd stop with the :cry: then, I bet. ;)

[lizziegrace]

116. One hitch

I really *am* her mother. She just uses nicer terms for mother than MOTHER. ;)

[BreweryYardRat]

120. Hey, look downthread.

[reyd reid reed]

57. Cans, hell...

doesn't count unless it's out of the can and on something else...

[XemaSab]

85. Classic!!!!

:rofl:

[mwdem]

56. We have to work on California Peggy,

that shouldn't be so hard, right???

[RevCheesehead]

67. I think someone has to alert on the thread.

But everyone here seems to be having too much fun. :evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

74. Nah...they're just wise to us.

They're not gonna give us the satisfaction, 'cause we dared 'em to do it.

[RevCheesehead]

82. Did you ever see KitchenWitch's "Mods: Lock This Thread"?

It had something like over 200 responses before it finally got locked.

I say we set a new record.

[RevCheesehead]

95. I found it!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4381620

[XemaSab]

72. Three admins, three orifices.

Coincidence?

I think not. :D

[RevCheesehead]

87. roflmao!

:rofl:


:rofl:

[qnr]

76. Sorry, I'm pretending to be sweet & innocent this week :/ n/t

[lizziegrace]

86. Hah!

:spray:


Good one!

[qnr]

92. /me whistles innocently

[lizziegrace]

96. You sir

are not contributing to the locking of this thread. I say get in here and get it locked. :evilgrin:

[qnr]

104. Sorry, I'm busy setting up the Lounge for the Scott Thompson visit.

Carrot Top is coming to find a little romance.

[reyd reid reed]

107. Give it up.

Resistance is futile.

We'll corrupt you, innocent or not.

:evilgrin:

[qnr]

113. Hah! No way! (basically, because it's time to go to sleep, actually) :) nt

[reyd reid reed]

119. Yeah, yeah...

It's the shank o' the evening. You're usually up WAY later'n this.

You can run, but you can't hide.

Well...okay. So maybe you can, but....

[reformedrepub]

122. huh huh huh

she said shank......huh huh huh

[reyd reid reed]

145. She Could have said more than that...

But it wouldn't be fair for ME to get the thread locked...

Y'all are s'posed to do it. I'm just here for *ahem* (im)moral support.

:evilgrin:

[qnr]

146. Well, I'm being sweet and innocent this week, remember? Early to bed,

etc. :)

[reyd reid reed]

150. Early to rise...

and all that?

:evilgrin:

[qnr]

159. And all that! TBH, I could have been real impressive & really disappeared

after saying I was going to bed (which I am). The cable internet went out shortly after I posted that! I had to make sure my servers and bots were running though, so I decided to stop back in here.

[reyd reid reed]

165. You could have...

and you would have left me desolate. Which you're going to do anyway.

Story of my life.

G'night...sweet dreams.

:loveya:

[qnr]

174. Ended up losing it again. Sheesh, it wasn't even a decent rain,

more of a light mist.

[reyd reid reed]

178. The Fates were conspiring against you

Either that or the cable gremlins.

Which are related to keyboard gremlins.

Which are ruled by dust bunnies.

So however you look at it, it's a conspiracy.

[qnr]

184. I must go sacrifice some virgin cottons! n/t

[reformedrepub]

114. Get the KY and the toys....

on second thought forget the KY...you wont need it. That should do it!!!

[lizziegrace]

106. I can't go to bed unless this thread's locked

:( And I have a meeting at 10:00am.

Come on people. I know we can do this.

We can do a lot of things. :evilgrin:

[BreweryYardRat]

112. Yes we can.

Hop a flight to Tampa and we can do some together. :evilgrin:

Shit, bring lelapin with you. :evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:

Let me quote Ken Titus: "Okay, you ladies get naked, and I'm gonna see if I can tell which one's the mother and which one's the daughter!" :evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:

[lizziegrace]

121. hehehe

:evilgrin:

[BreweryYardRat]

123. Check the edit.

[reformedrepub]

124. Im thinking the trifecta

Triple R..Lelapin..and Lizzie G, not necessarily in that order however!! and of course the Colin Farrell look a like society!!:evilgrin:

[lizziegrace]

125. Lelapin's just barely out of minor status

RRR, LG and the Rev

Fair enough?

;)

[BreweryYardRat]

128. Hey, I'm just barely out of minor status myself.

Turned 18 at the end of July.

(I know, it's a hijack, but it seemed an appropriate place to comment.)

[lizziegrace]

129. It was an appropriate place

But you're not a minor anymore. :evilgrin:

[reformedrepub]

130. she said she's out right??

fair game?? J/K...Id take the proposed trifecta anyday.....

[lizziegrace]

132. Yeah, but since I'm her mother...

I propose RRR, LG and the Rev

I'd feel better about that one. ;)

[reformedrepub]

135. Hey thats fine

I'll bring some stuff!!!!!

[BreweryYardRat]

136. Better idea. 5-some.

Me, reformedrepub, and the three ladies proposed in the post above. It'll save debate.

[BreweryYardRat]

137. Better idea. 5-some.

Me, reformedrepub, and the three ladies proposed in the post above. It'll save debate.

[reformedrepub]

140. speaking of Triple R

Where did she go......she started this....someone getting some cyber bootay???

[BreweryYardRat]

142. Y'know, I don't see RevCheesehead making any recent posts...

Hmm... :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

144. You thinkin' I'm getting lucky?

No such luck.

I do, however, have a current addiction to Mine Sweeper. :)

[BreweryYardRat]

149. So much for the Rev-RRR theory.

Up for the five-some at some point? ;)

[RevCheesehead]

155. If it's R's you want...

then maybe we should include Rabrrrrrr. :)

[BreweryYardRat]

162. 3-for-3? Mmm...

Dunno... We can't do the "pentagon of oral sex" then. You have to have one less straight guy than girl for a proper oral geometric shape...

And while I'm bi, I'm so picky about guys I doubt reformedrepub or Rabrrrrr meet my standards.

[Rabrrrrrr]

173. You doubt that I meet your standards?

Ouch, baby. Very ouch.

[RevCheesehead]

176. Obviously, he has no taste.

:hi:

[BreweryYardRat]

177. Probability strongly suggests it.

In my entire life, I have seen maybe...10 guys I'd be willing to sleep with (and that's including actors), as compared to...at a low end estimate, 500 girls.

1:50 ratio, at least. Maximum of a 2% chance you'd meet my standards.

[Rabrrrrrr]

180. As long as you're only talking statistically and nothing specific about me

I don't feel so bad. :-)

[BreweryYardRat]

182. Never seen anything specifically bad about you.

Just picky.

[reformedrepub]

158. Cheesey

Its you who is doing Favre....hes killin my fantasy team...knock it of...stop wearing homeboy out!!!!

[RevCheesehead]

163. alright, who told you?

:rofl:

[reformedrepub]

167. Mark Chmura's

teenaged penpal.......

[reyd reid reed]

154. Boo!

She's at work and deadline's gettin' close...so...

I'm still here, though...

Fear not.

Or maybe you should be afraid...

:evilgrin:

[reformedrepub]

156. Bring it on......

[ZombieNixon]

152. a-HEM

*stern look* :P

[BreweryYardRat]

157. *bares teeth*

I don't share the wimmin!

;)

Nah, you've probably got a better shot anyway. I'm only articulate when I type, or when I've smoked up a little.

[ZombieNixon]

160. Neither do I. Hence the "ahem"-age.

:P ;)

[LadyoftheRabbits]

179. *is so confused*

What's going on!? o.0 :crazy:

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

134. One more.....

Here ya go....

[ComerPerro]

138. Ok, here is how we are gonna lock this thread.

I will start with a simple "screw you"

Now, someone say, "Fuck you"

Then, I'll say "no, asshole, fuck you"

Then you retort "fuck you sideways, fuckhead"

Then, we will both flame 3 other people in this thread...

[lizziegrace]

139. I'm going to bed, so SCREW YOU!

I hope this thread is locked by morning. :evilgrin:

Night y'all

[ComerPerro]

141. no, SCREW YOU

night!

[reyd reid reed]

168. I'm disappointed...

I go off to do a little actual work and come back and it's STILL not locked. AND y'all have slowed down? You CAN'T be getting tired.


Shit. Just fuck me now.

[reformedrepub]

171. Where do you want it......

[Name removed]

170. Deleted message

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[Evoman]

172. Locking thread

Please do not tempt the moderators.

Thank you.

Respectfully, Evoman.

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HA! Got ya.

[conscious evolution]

175. Exploding ass trick

Smilies needed!






It didn't work yesterday,but what the heck.

[otherlander]

181. Wellllll.......

There once was a man from Nantucket
whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
wiping sperm from his chin,
"If my ear was bigger I could fuck it!"

:evilgrin:
:hide:

[NewWaveChick1981]

183. So how big is your boobage?

Mine's 38C. Next! :hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

185. Locking

This is turning into a sex thread.

Respectfully submitted,
CaliforniaPeggy