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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 12:24 PM Original message |
My most serious injury was more serious than your most serious injury. |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 12:28 PM Response to Original message |
1. Grading papers just this morning |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 12:31 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Damn, you were on the verge of posting the wining entry until you fessed . |
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commander bunnypants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 12:30 PM Response to Original message |
2. no prob |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 12:31 PM Response to Original message |
4. My husband fractured- yes FRACTURED his testicle, once. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 12:33 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. I'll take what happen to me over a fractured testicle any day. That's |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 12:37 PM Response to Reply #5 |
9. It was bad- he thought he could drive himself to the hospital, since I |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 12:33 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. how the hell did he...no, i do not want to know. |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 12:35 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. Game of softball. The hospital was buzzing about his amazing injury. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 01:27 PM Response to Reply #8 |
13. So what is the treatment for that? A cast, staples? What? |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 01:29 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. Morphine and an ice pack. |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 02:35 PM Response to Reply #13 |
19. a quick death, one would hope. |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 12:44 PM Response to Reply #4 |
10. In the future, can we please have a "MEN DON'T READ THIS" warning |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 01:11 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. Oh god, i just barfed next to my computer. |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 02:44 PM Response to Reply #10 |
21. I don't have testicles and I'm getting sympathy pain. |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 03:32 PM Response to Reply #10 |
23. Not to hijack the thread, but why do boy's bikes have that high |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 03:39 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. Every boy asks himself that very question at least once in his life |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 03:39 PM Response to Reply #23 |
26. Girls' bikes had no cross bar to accommodate skirts. |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 03:42 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. But that still begs the question; why have a cross bar right there? |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 03:44 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. So if a girl tried to get on our bikes, we could see their underpants |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 03:53 PM Response to Reply #29 |
35. But I always wore pants! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 03:57 PM Response to Reply #35 |
40. When I was a kid girls didn't were long pants except during the winter, |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 03:59 PM Response to Reply #40 |
44. In northern Ohio, we always wore pants. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 04:05 PM Response to Reply #44 |
47. You Northern Ohioans alway did play fast and loose with the rules |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 04:24 PM Response to Reply #47 |
54. Yep, we were wild, wild women. |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 04:23 PM Response to Reply #28 |
53. structural strength, actually |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 04:27 PM Response to Reply #53 |
57. How comes we can send a man to the moon, but we can't get |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 04:29 PM Response to Reply #57 |
58. two reasons: |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 04:31 PM Response to Reply #58 |
59. I think those cross bars are a good step toward creating an |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 04:32 PM Response to Reply #59 |
60. better that than Queer |
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WritingIsMyReligion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 03:40 PM Response to Reply #4 |
27. What can fracture in the testicle? |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 04:21 PM Response to Reply #4 |
51. I ruptured a testicle once |
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Redneck Socialist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-19-06 09:43 AM Response to Reply #51 |
71. "no one...comes into my box without getting hit..." |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-19-06 11:47 AM Response to Reply #71 |
72. hey, I felt bad about it |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 12:35 PM Response to Original message |
7. You're right... |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 01:21 PM Response to Original message |
12. Tripped over a lawn reindeer and |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 01:33 PM Response to Original message |
15. Yours beats mine, but mine was acquired under interesting circumstances, |
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cwydro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 03:49 PM Response to Reply #15 |
31. now THAT |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 03:53 PM Response to Reply #31 |
36. Coast Guard - the polar icebreakers are all run by them. n/t |
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cwydro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 03:57 PM Response to Reply #36 |
41. I'm jealous |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 04:08 PM Response to Reply #41 |
48. Ah, that's too bad :/ when I was in, the CG was the best service for |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 01:35 PM Response to Original message |
16. early 80s |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 01:37 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. Fucking long haired hippy freak. No wonder we lost the war. |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 03:34 PM Response to Reply #17 |
24. . . . |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 03:52 PM Response to Reply #24 |
34. I never kid about hippies or stemware. |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 03:59 PM Response to Reply #34 |
43. reactionary |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-19-06 09:19 AM Response to Reply #43 |
68. And an autographed photo. |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 02:34 PM Response to Original message |
18. I can't top that, but if you count separate incidents I can compete. |
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Crabby Appleton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 04:19 PM Response to Reply #18 |
50. I have gout, had attacks that feel like bones have been |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 09:51 PM Response to Reply #50 |
67. Okay, I withdraw. |
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puerco-bellies (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 02:41 PM Response to Original message |
20. Point Blank Abdominal Gun Shot Wound. |
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cwydro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 03:52 PM Response to Reply #20 |
33. who the hell shoots a 15 year old?? |
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puerco-bellies (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-19-06 12:10 PM Response to Reply #33 |
73. A gang-banger from my own high school |
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dpbrown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 03:02 PM Response to Original message |
22. Depressed skull fracture requiring removal of part of the skull |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
30. But I have funnier accidents |
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cwydro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 03:51 PM Response to Reply #30 |
32. ouch! |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 03:54 PM Response to Reply #32 |
38. I also bleed a lot. |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 04:02 PM Response to Reply #30 |
46. Two questions: |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 04:26 PM Response to Reply #46 |
56. It was about 8 AM on a bright, sunny wintry day. |
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BreweryYardRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 03:53 PM Response to Original message |
37. Self-inflicted through youthful stupidity. |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 03:55 PM Response to Reply #37 |
39. I'm gonna be laughing all night now. |
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BreweryYardRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 03:57 PM Response to Reply #39 |
42. Yeah, it's funny in retrospect. |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 03:59 PM Response to Reply #42 |
45. Double ouch. |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 04:17 PM Response to Original message |
49. I was once crucified for the sins of humanity, with non-sterilized nails. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 04:25 PM Response to Reply #49 |
55. HEY! Cut the crap. You knew exactly what you were in for. And I'm sick |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 04:32 PM Response to Reply #55 |
61. My God!! Why have you forsaken him? |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 04:34 PM Response to Reply #55 |
62. Go straight to Hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 04:22 PM Response to Original message |
52. You can win this contest |
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caty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
63. 8 years old... |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 04:39 PM Response to Reply #63 |
64. you win for the saddest accident. |
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Red State Rebel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 05:07 PM Response to Original message |
65. How about "should have been dead but was barely hurt"? |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 05:43 PM Response to Original message |
66. 27 facial fractures is hard to beat, but I'll try: |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-19-06 09:30 AM Response to Original message |
69. Severed a thumb, had it reimplanted (along with a skin graft) |
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electron_blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-19-06 09:30 AM Response to Original message |
70. Ya got me beat! Yikes. I hope you're okay now. But lemme tell you |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-19-06 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
74. Well not single injureies... |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-19-06 12:54 PM Response to Reply #74 |
75. Accidents or body parts? |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-19-06 01:28 PM Response to Reply #75 |
76. Umm... not sure what you're asking... so |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-19-06 01:30 PM Response to Reply #76 |
77. I was speculating as to what's missing: |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-19-06 01:31 PM Response to Reply #77 |
78. Couldn't remember if I'm missing any other major injuries |
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