Note to my neighbors: closing the window might be a good idea

[alarimer]

As I was walking out to my car this morning (about 930 or so) I heard some neighbors engaging in what can only be described as "adult" activities. I guess they didn't realize the whole neighborhood could hear. Windows were opened since the weather cooled off and we could finally turn off the a/c.

I was jealous. Why can't I find someone to do things with on a lazy Saturday? LOL. I also made a note to remember to close my windows should that ever transpire. In my dreams, maybe.

[mtowngman]

1. My wife makes so much noise during sex

the neighbors started complaining. I told her to stop going over there. Bah-dooom.

[skygazer]

2. I'd rather hear that than fighting

I probably drive the whole neighborhood nuts. I'm a little... um... vocal. :blush:

[Nite Owl]

3. Make love not war

We'd be in better shape today if we followed that 60's saying.

[alarimer]

7. better that than loud,obnoxious music.

I can only imagine the conversation one would have with a kid who happened to be passing by.

"Mommy, why is that lady crying?" I for one would not know what to say.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. Reminds me of a show I stage managed in NYC...

My friend was an audience member in the house that night and during a scene that normally sent the audience into riotious laughter, everyone was quiet. After the show I asked her what she thought of the show and I commented about the audience being quiet during the one scene. Her response...

"Um...there was a couple having insanely loud sex right above us during that scene. The woman was obviously very satisfied with his performance."

Yes, there was apartments directly above the theatre and no, I couldn't hear a bit of it, since I was in a soundproof booth.

:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

5. Can I stop by?

I'll bring the :popcorn:

RL

[alarimer]

6. well for all I know it was a one-time deal

I am not in the habit of eavesdropping but at first I thought a kid was crying or something.

Actually I could hear them from my patio, two doors down.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

8. Hahahahaha!

:rofl::rofl: