If I recruit 10 more people by this Saturday to become Gay, I win a free toaster!

[BBLouise]

Who wants to be gay! Sign up here!

:sarcasm:

[mad-mommy]

1. did I miss something today???

[BBLouise]

2. The "Gay Agenda" Contest to convert everyone to become gay!

:sarcasm:

[IndyBob]

3. You're only getting a toaster?

I got my first toaster after five, when I get 10 I'm getting a Red Lobster gift certificate for two.

[BBLouise]

4. They changed the rules I guess. I get a vacation to The Bahamas

with the next 50!!

[cautiouslywaiting]

6. Only 50?

I could do that!

[Fuzz]

5. Puleeeze, toaster?

That's gotta be worth a Cappacino maker at least! Maybe even a duvet cover with a 1/2 dozen throw pillows!

:)

[LostinVA]

14. Someone gave her the wrong info

She gets a toaster oven for turning gay, and something way better for converting 10 heteros: a Craftsman Tools shopping spree at Sears.

The Gay Central Committee must have hired temps to answer phones 'cause of the NJ decision turning all the straight people gay.

Damn. My monthly newsletter will probably be late, too...

[ScreamingMeemie]

23. One time somebody offered me a deluxe kitchen set if I would just

hand over MrG. :hi:

[LostinVA]

25. Hmmm... I know the Gay Central Committee would never do that

Even with "scratched and dented" appliances.

[ScreamingMeemie]

26. Honest...I'm off on a search for the post to prove it.

You must "pay up" when the time comes.

[LostinVA]

27. OOOOOOH.... what do I have to pay?!

Oops, sorry. Your rainbow flag got me all hot and bothered for a minute...

[Jamastiene]

7. You may need to find a new agent.

You should get the toaster after only one. At 10, you should should have a choice between a George Foreman grill or a microwave oven with a miniature television beside the display. :evilgrin:

[BBLouise]

8. I'm getting the Bahama vacation after 50.

That's a good deal!

[struggle4progress]

9. Show us the toaster first

[mikeytherat]

13. This is the official toaster:

mikey_the_rat

[trof]

22. Naw, this is what they really give you.

It's a ripoff.
:-(

[youthere]

30. It's still better than the Ginsu steak knives.

[deucemagnet]

31. F-A-A-A-BULOUS!!!!1 11oneoneoneone n/t

[tjwmason]

10. Sorry, a few years too late here.

I'd love to help you, but I can't "become" gay anymore. :(

[American Jesus]

11. I'm not gay, but I'm tempted to say I am.....

...just to piss off the Spongebob Dobson crowd.

[Random_Australian]

12. Where do I sign to become gay?

:rofl:

Something about the above sentence just cracks me up. :rofl:

Actually, I've had to change my mind. It turns out that there is no cure for bieng straight, they said so on the teevee.

Who would have thunk it? I mean, there are always the guys on TV saying that making tea with the Bible's ashes once they've burned and pissed on it changes your sexual orientation, but they are only hawking it as a gay-to-straight conversion.

Hmmmm.

[LynneSin]

15. Sorry, I'm holding out for bigger appliances - like a Riding Mower

[mikeytherat]

17. Wow! How many conversions for THAT?

You must have turned in at least 100 books of "Gay Stamps" to get that prize!

mikey_the_rat

[miss_american_pie]

16. So you get a toaster

What would we get for signing up? ;)

[BarenakedLady]

18. I will!

Can I have a toaster too?

[IdaBriggs]

19. Does converting someone to "bi" count, or is that only worth half a point?

Plus, a toaster is a lame gift for ten, but the Bahama trip for 50 sounds reasonable. I'm thinking a gift certificate to Olive Garden for every two (although my husband says it should be "buy one get one free" for every conversion at Olive Garden).

We're willing to join in for free stuff -- how do my husband and I sign up? (He's a lesbian already, so do I get points for him?)

[Ellen Forradalom]

20. Who told you ten? You get a toaster per convert.

Jeez! I know breeders are a dime a dozen, but still!

[VeggieTart]

36. Yeah, but how many toasters do you need?

I mean, you could sell them on eBay, I guess, but sheesh.

Besides, I thought the Xtians got appliances for converting enough people. Someone actually tried to recruit me last week, which is rare in DC. Maybe she was a couple converts shy of the microwave and needed to convert my boyfriend and me to their evil Xtian ways.

[Ellen Forradalom]

37. Toaster for one, bread machine for ten

Cuisinart for 25.

[Midlodemocrat]

21. Um. Welcome to DU?

[Nickster]

24. Sweet! I don't get a damn thing for being hetero! n/t

[trof]

28. If you want you can choose a trolling motor instead.

It's a beaut!

[leftofthedial]

29. well, at least you have an agenda

for the weekend

[NewJeffCT]

32. Do you get bonus points for converting Fundie-types?

Or Congressional pages?

[Nickster]

34. Well you really shouldn't get bonus points for fundies, since they are

mostly just repressed homosexuals, thus the intense anger at all the gays who get to be out in the open. It would be far more difficult to convert non-fundies in my opinion at least.

[Beer Snob-50]

33. first off welcome bblouise

second (and more important) i get a month at the island resort of my choosing for converting one gay female to the hetro side. i am ready to go to a warm island and drink lots of rum. come on over to the other side.

[radfringe]

35. HA! I already have the toaster... working on getting

the microwave next... only 3 left to go and it's :popcorn: tonight