I'm so embarassed....

[youthere]

I lost the keys to the Gay Agenda.

[Phillycat]

1. Here you are...

6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch

2:00 PM
1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local Governments as well as all other national governments,
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages,
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels,
5) Establish planetary chain of homo breeding gulags where over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership,
6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.

2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed (du jour)"

[cautiouslywaiting]

2. I knew

someone would be able to help :)

[trof]

3. Damn! There really is one.

Isn't there a place where you hand out toasters?
;-)
Very funny.

[Phillycat]

6. It's panini machines this year.

Purple ones.

[trof]

8. Cool! Toasters are sooo last year.

[Beer Snob-50]

4. where do you slot human on dog sex?

[Kerrytravelers]

5. That's scheduled for next Tuesday, after we marry our cats.

Keep up, jeez!

[youthere]

7. Wait...

I didn't see the seminar on the proper use of the word "Fabulous!"

Also, is the Carson Daily fan club hosting the brunch again this year?