Distract me! Quickly! Before I do something rash!

[khashka]

This writing lark is not all it's cracked up to be. And I'm becoming more and more intensely frustrated.

Damn it! At this rate I'm gonna end up cleaning my closet or rearranging all my books by publication date or arranging pennies based on how shiny they are - anything to not write.

So distract me, amuse me, inspire me - anything to keep me from those terrible fates......

:)

Khash.

[lizziegrace]

1. You could sort M&M's by color

;)

You haven't posted any lyrics lately. :(

[Deja Q]

2. Make sure he sorts the green ones first!

:7

[khashka]

7. I can't do either

I'd just end up eating the M&Ms and with that midddle aged paunch starting it might not be a good idea.

As for lyrics.... all the ones in my head right now are obscene.


Khash.

[lizziegrace]

8. Well then

nothing else to see here. Move along down the thread. ;)

:)

[Deja Q]

3. I need to finish redecorating my bedroom...

but have been working on a 3D landscape design... bloody slow for it to render even a quick preview render, but worth it once the final version is done...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. My dear Khash!

I hear you about writing......I need to be doing my Creative Writing homework, instead of playing here....

BTW...did you get the mail?

How'd you like it, at long last?

:hug:

[Ptah]

5. Take a trip in your mind.

All aboard!




Stop at all the scenic sights:




Perhaps a pilgrimage to our mother of the bathtub:





:shrug:

[thefool_wa]

6. BOOBIES!

OVER THERE!

(of course this only works if you are a guy, a fact one can't determine from an empty profile)

[Deja Q]

10. WELL ENDOWED MEN!

OVER THERE!


(of course that covers the remaining bases... :evilgrin: )

[thefool_wa]

12. Tee Hee

Hypno - you da man!

[Deja Q]

14. Who showed you my special pics?

:rofl:

[The Brethren]

9. some distractions

Did you know...........

In San Francisco - It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

40,000 people a year are injured by toilets.

Even if you cut off a cockroach's head, it can live for several weeks.

A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.

Most lipstick contains fish scales. :(

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

The average chocolate bar has at least 6 insect's legs in it.

In New York, the penalty for jumping off a building is death.

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.

In Port Arthur, Texas - Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.

Every person has a unique tongue print.

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.

[tjwmason]

11. Distract you?

You're the biggest distraction around here my dear fellow.

[Deja Q]

15. When he posts, people come a'flockin'

:D

[Redstone]

13. Go away.

Go away from DU, throw away the browser software on your computer if you have to, but get the hell offline, or you'll never get any writing done.

I suggest a typewriter. You can't use one of those to fart around on the Internet instead of writing.

Redstone

[Xipe Totec]

16. Oh, look! Shiny!