Yes my Eagles AND Fantasy Football Team sucked - get over it

[LynneSin]

Anyhow, who cares about these when we have an ultra-hot midterm election coming up in less than 10 days!

And btw, my fantasy football team is losing next week too since not only are the Eagle are on a "BYE" week but so seems everyone on my bench PLUS my back-up QB is now injured.

Just shoot me now!

[Ravenseye]

1. Luckily I still won

I have McNabb, Westbrook, and Stallworth, but I was ok. Right before game time I saw the wind and switched out Stallworth for Joe Horn which worked out nicely, and while McNabb and Westbrook pretty much sucked for me, I made up for it with Marques Colston and Reggie Wayne.

The Eagles boys have done well for my Fantasy team all year. They're allowed a bad day here and there. Man it was windy.

[LynneSin]

2. I have a feeling there will be many more bad days

:cry:

The team is good but still has a way to go

[Ravenseye]

6. Maybe

I think they look pretty good overall. Jacksonville has a very underrated defense that is very very good, and on top of that it was so windy that it shaped the game even more away from a passing attack.

They might not be super bowl bound this year, but they still have the number 1 offense.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. Go Giants. Go Giants.

*does a little dance, points and laughs at Lynne*

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

4. Hey - people love me more than they love you

So there - I should be laughing at you - you boat-loving freeper

:hide:

:pals:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. That's only because you ply them with good tequila.

:hide:

:pals:

[LynneSin]

7. Damn straight skippy

I know how to bribe people effectively

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. I simply rely upon my natural asshole-ish charm.

[LynneSin]

25. which is why you have no friends

:hide:


(you know I adore you!)

[KamaAina]

51. Is not!

She also cranks up the Zep really, really loud. :P

[Pale Blue Dot]

50. I'm liking you more and more, haruka3_2000.

I'm starting to get the very faintest whiff of a Super Bowl for the Giants.... :woohoo:

[LostinVA]

9. I have eight Tastykake Pumpkin Pies

So, I don't really care about anything else.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. *pats your head* We know, Lost.

:eyes:

[LostinVA]

12. My point is: who the hell cares about football when one has eight pies?

Patronizing little b-word....

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. Look you, ignorant pie muncher, football is very important.

I know you don't have the capability to understand how wonderful it is, but most people also don't understand the idolatry you have towards Tastykake Pumpkin pies.

[LostinVA]

16. *yawn*

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. Pfft.

[LostinVA]

19. Pshaw

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. Whatever.

[LostinVA]

21. Odds bodkins!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. What the fuck?

[LynneSin]

24. Will you two get a hotel room or something

geez - this thread is gonna get locked as a sex thread or something!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. Err...we were talking about football and Tastykakes.

Perv.

[LynneSin]

28. Yeah, sure

I know all the secret sex words out there!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

29. Woah...

those secret sex words were so secret I didn't even know I was using them.

Stop messin' with my mind, man.

[LynneSin]

30. Doesn't one need to have a mind before one can be messed with

:shrug:

:loveya:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

31. Shut up. I'm smart.

:loveya:

[LynneSin]

32. M'kay

:hug:

[LynneSin]

27. You're sucking those bad-boys down

Does your better half get to indulge in a few pies or are you hiding them from her?

[madinmaryland]

11. BTW, Dallas won also!

Tony Romo looks pretty good!!!

[jobycom]

17. He did, but I worry about the Dallas defensive strategy

which basically seemed to be sending telepathic vibes to the Panthers' receivers to make them drop wide open passes. If that ever fails (and how could it?), we could be in for a long season.

[LSK]

14. Should I even start Brady?

That was pretty bad.

:hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

15. Your Eagles BLEW it for my father in our Family Fantasy football...

:thumbsup: Good job. :eyes:


Go PACKERS!!! :P :hug: :loveya:

[kmla]

23. Nah. We are talented. We can multi-task.

We can make fun of your Eagles AND your Fantasy Football team simultaneously.

But we'll be kind. We won't point when we laugh.

[WilliamPitt]

33. A bad day all around for Pennsylvania

I watched the Iggles lose, and then sat with my friend Dan the Steelers fan...and watched him watch them lose to...yes...Oakland. After the game was over, he looked like he'd been devoured and shat out by wolves.

[LynneSin]

34. Hey, Pennsylvania is getting rid of Santorum and adding +3 dem to the house

Isn't that more important than football

:shrug:

[WilliamPitt]

35. No

This is the Lounge, dammit.

:)

[LynneSin]

36. So you're saying you're a Rick Santorum supporter

:shrug:

[WilliamPitt]

37. Yup. I buy all my clothes at Urban Outfitters

So there. :P

[LynneSin]

38. I KNEW you were a freeper

And to think I shared my Tequila with you

[WilliamPitt]

39. You didn't catch on after

I broke out in hives and bleeding string warts when you bathed me in Febreeze?

We Secret Freeps don't like to smell clean.

[LynneSin]

40. That wasn't Febreeze, that was Freeper-B-Gone

Think about it - if you delete the "z" and the 4th "e" and turn the "b" upside down and then rearrange the letters you have "Freeper".

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

41. If you ever spray me with Febreeze, I'll kill you.

I'm allergic to Febreeze.

[LynneSin]

42. Then don't smoke in my non-smoking hotel room

In my defense - we were all pretty drunk and Will had an interview with a radio station in Calgary. He actually did quite well

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

44. If I'm really drunk, I'll sometimes light up where I'm not supposed to.

Really drunk people often aren't paying attention to "rules."

[LynneSin]

46. Or the fact that they are overusing the Febreeze

Funny thing was - it wasn't my Febreeze (and btw, it was generic Febreeze) but another DUer who gave me the bottle to use because I was concerned about the smell. So track down Pagam (I haven't seen her post in awhile but she would do the funniest Bob Casey impersonations) and blame her for giving me the Weapons of Mass Destruction

[WilliamPitt]

43. So am I

Now.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

45. It would have been justifiable homicide.

Although, I like Lynne, so I guess it's for the best that you didn't kill her.

[LynneSin]

47. If you had as much Tequila as we all had that night - you'd probably be...

...laughing your ass off. That was the night of the Mad Libs - probably the 2nd funniest thing I've ever done with a group of DUers at a gathering (#1 would have to be what happened in Washington DC which was agreed upon by those of us who were there never to discuss it and #3 would be WillPitt and Johnny_Red covering Philly with DU bumperstickers including a Jaguar and a Police Car)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

48. If I was the Jag owner I'd be pissed as hell.

I have to laugh at the cop car though. In my experience, most cops should be laughed at. Hell, I've had to restrain myself from laughing at cops while in cuffs/custody.

[Pale Blue Dot]

49. Have we taken a time machine back to last season?

Last year didn't you start 4-1, only to completely collapse and miss the playoffs?

BTW, quess who's taking over in 2nd place this week? :evilgrin:

[fishwax]

52. My fantasty team lost too, thanks to Donovan

(well, that and the fact that my opponent had larry johnson :shrug:)

And I can't hold it against McNabb b/c he's been good to me this year. Not sure what I'll do for a QB next week, though!

[LSK]

53. you knew I had to kick this

:popcorn:

[GalleryGod]

54. Speaking of Ultra-Hot Midterms...let's see ? Who's actually

working in a campaign this Fall ???

Hmmmm? I Know "Samplegirl " is doing the Sherrod Brown Campaign 3 or 4 nights a week.:headbang:

I know "Gallerygod" and "Nightnurse" do Menendez two days and one night per week...and that 19 of GG's Students have been "released" from Class to "work-in and write a paper" about Murphy, Sestak, and Casey Campaigns.:patriot:

The rest of you all?

Any "reports from the field" or :kick: