Why won't lioness date YOU???

[ScreamingMeemie]

Poll question: Why won't lioness date YOU???

Let us make it easy on our sad, poor selves. :cry:

Why won't lioness date you?

[LeftyMom]

1. Lingering odor of breakfast tofu scramble nt

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. you wont date me either..i am an omni

:P

[swag]

2. She thinks I'm a jerk.

She's probably right.

[jpgray]

15. A veritable side of Jamaican beef you is

[swag]

23. You are making me hungry for lunch at Montego Bay

in Adams Morgan, DC. Damn you. I can't afford an east coast eating tour at the moment.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

18. no i dont

i think you are married though

[swag]

22. Oh yeah, that. It's a good deal, for me anyway.

And I think you are in a swell new relationship.

So never the twain shall meet. Except maybe for drinks with other DUers.

[Guava Jelly]

3. cause she's mean

:)

[jobycom]

4. I haven't offered her that honor.

:rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

5. If I was single, I wouldn't be worthy

of such beauty.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. aww dont say that...its terrible!

[NewJeffCT]

19. please!

You could change your username to "GoddessPriyanka" and nobody would bat an eyelash.

Me? I used to pinch myself when I got a date.

[RetroLounge]

6. Other

I have the incorrect naughty bits, I believe...

:9

RL

[Anarcho-Socialist]

7. I disagreed with her analysis of class consciousness

in 1790s England.

[In_The_Wind]

8. I know she likes me but

I am wayyyyy too old for her!

That

&

Her SO is really cute. :thumbsup:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

32. i do like you!

and i think you are super cool

[KamaAina]

9. I've often wondered that myself

what the hell, long-distance relationships never work, anyway </sour-grapes>

[chaska]

10. She says I'm too hot for her. Poor thing.

[NewWaveChick1981]

11. I'm too "old" for her.

She has NO idea what she's missing. :evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

16. arent you married missy?

the operative word was "date".. i will do other things with married people/older women/vegans etc

[NewWaveChick1981]

20. It was hypothetical. You wouldn't want a 43-year-old anyway,

so there. :P (And yes, I'm married.)

[jpgray]

12. Because neither one of us would be interested

[HughBeaumont]

17. Have you seen who she's with?

I wouldn't need a man or anyone else for that matter.

Why would anyone want a married 37-year old anyhoo? I'm damaged goods at this point.

[u4ic]

21. I'm not a Democrat

(being a Canuck and all...):P

[Deep13]

24. Because I'm a fat, old, married man.

Why else?

[Aristus]

25. I'm married and straight, but even if I wasn't, lioness is WAY out of my league!

:loveya:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

30. thats not true...i really think you are adorable!

[Aristus]

33. ...oh...

:blush:

[Blue_Tires]

26. believe me, i've asked

but lioness is much too much of a woman for either gender to handle!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

27. That whole being straight thing.

And her dignity. :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. I don't know, why won't lioness date me?

:shrug:

[Pale Blue Dot]

29. She would date me!

...but only to get to my gorgeous fiancee. :cry:

[hfojvt]

31. oh but she will

in some alternate universe. According to quantum mechanics all sorts of things are possible, if highly, highly, highly, extremely, ridiculously, awesomely improbable. Once while doing my homework for quantum physics I got an answer of 10 to the minus 242 for the probability. I thought I must have made a mistake, but no, that was the correct answer. So, the odds of said date would be something like 1/1000th of that, but still possible. Besides that, if I won the powerball, I would be a perfect ten. That's a four with 6 million dollars.

[Lex]

34. Who?

:shrug:

[ContraBass Black]

35. I'm boring.

[Lilith Velkor]

36. Because dating is bourgeois sexist imperialist oppression

and I'm funny looking.

[puerco-bellies]

37. So many reasons, and alas all of them good.

Some how I'll make it, though.
:cry:

[NMMNG]

38. I'm a vegetarian who is too old

:shrug:

[tjwmason]

39. She has good taste.

'Nuff said. :shrug: