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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 11:40 AM
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Halloween is just an excuse for me to buy a buch of candy 'to give to children'
Yeah right. My wife and I intend to eat every last Kit-Kat and Peppermint Patty in that bowl and ain't no weird looking kid going to stand between me and my goals!
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 11:42 AM
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1. I always demand to look inside their bags and see if they've got
something better to trade.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 11:49 AM
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5. Trade? You sir have earned my respect!
:rofl:
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 11:43 AM
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2. But... but... think of the children!
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 11:44 AM
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3. My children are not weird looking, dorkface.
:P
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 12:09 PM
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7. Send them 'round. We'll see about that!
;-)
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 11:47 AM
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4. Hey, my mom used to check out our trick-or-treat hauls to
"make sure it's not poison" (her words). :P Yeah, right... :rofl: It was her excuse to pick out and eat all of her favorite stuff. And with three kids, she got a LOT of goodies... :rofl:

We have a bag of Halloween candy that is in no way intended for distribution. My husband's a grumpy old man and won't answer the door, and our dogs go ballistic if anyone rings the doorbell, so the candy's staying with us. :P
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cautiouslywaiting Donating Member (243 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 11:51 AM
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6. Sounds like a plan.
Who cares about the kids? Halloween is a time for me to eat candy.
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