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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-10-06 02:14 PM
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Speaking of yuletide glee...
The lead elf is giving Santa his Christmas Eve briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 more Brazilian children were added to our 'nice' list."

"OH NO!" Santa exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His elven staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as Santa sat, head in hands.

Finally, Santa looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-10-06 02:16 PM
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1. I HATE YOU.
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snacker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-10-06 02:16 PM
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2. I swear you get me every time. nt
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-10-06 02:17 PM
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3. I've been gone for so long....
that this made me laugh :rofl:
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-10-06 02:17 PM
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4. That's it! I'm calling DHS right now!
This joke is officially a WMD.
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-10-06 02:18 PM
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5. I'm in the presence of genius
What do you think of Kudzu?
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-10-06 02:20 PM
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7. Unparalleled growth. I'm in it for the long haul.
When kudzu splits, I'll be there.
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MadAsHellNewYorker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-10-06 02:19 PM
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6. . . . . . . .
:eyes:

:rofl:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-10-06 02:21 PM
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8. I should get a dollar for every time I open one of these
I could finally run away.
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